I think I saw a similar post like this but I did a search and couldn’t find it so I made one myself.

What are some of your favourite neg/tease/backhanded compliments?

Mine: While playing with her hair, I’ll ask her if she takes hot showers or gets it done at a salon (to get her wondering if she has dandruff or something)

“I like that weird smile of yours”

Whenever they pronounce something strange, I’ll ask them to repeat the word. They usually blush