This morning I was getting ready for class at 8:30am when suddenly the doorbell rang. I open the door and it´s a girl (let´s call her B) that my flatmate (let´s call him R) had been meeting up with quite often and it was obvious he was deep in the friend zone. I go to R´s room and he´s still asleep. I tell him B´s here and he quickly gets dressed, goes to the sitting room to meet her and they go out.

Get back from uni and I tell my other flatmates what happened this morning, one of them had been living with him last year and tells me that R has been B´s slave for the past nine months. Spending all of his time with her, lying to the rest of his friends about where he was while he was with her, doing the food shop for her, .... , you can imagine the rest.

This dude has no chance of getting with this girl, he's fat, short and a bit awkward sometimes and the girl´s a solid HB7. He sees no problem in what he's doing and has told all of us they're just friends. I feel that I can do something about it, but it has to be something more subtle than dropping TRP on him.

How do you guys think I should go about this?