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[–]Tousen7110 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Cringe on that heart race line.
No lines guys.
At best search archived posts for witty retorts but no pick up lines.
That said, just say:
“I don’t trust you. Come see me [day this week] and I’ll check you out personally.”
I’d avoid getting into the innuendo game here as well (i.e. “hold you for observation” “come outside and get some vitamin D” etc.)
It’s hacky and try-hard. Smooth text game isn’t having the perfect one-liner, it’s being direct, emotionally indifferent, and telling her what you want.
[–]ColdBeing0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Eh she didn't have a bio so it was pretty difficult coming up with something. I don't use pick up lines so it was a last resort for me.
That's good
[–]Tousen711 point2 points3 points 6 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Don’t go off a picture. Just say “Hey (Name), I’m (your name)”
Talk to them like regular people and flirt a bit (flirting is just playful teasing and occasional sexual innuendo).
Ask them what they’ve been doing during quarantine.
Share yours.
Then look for an opening to close.
Her: I’ve been sitting in the house bored watching Netflix.
You: Sounds lonely. Let’s fix that. Come over (day) with a bottle of wine. Dinner’s on me.”
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[–]Tousen711 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tried and true, brother. Gotta keep it simple.
[–]SausageGravy60 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Simply tell her your place at x time to “chill” if she doesn’t respond onto the next
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