How do you cure asexuality?

The Red Pill community thinks asexuality is bullshit. I expect that lack of exposure may be one reason. Perhaps you've seen "asexual" girls who went pussy up for the right guy. I kind of hope one of you had been this right guy.

I've never lied about having sex. The closest I'd ever come to lying was telling my 2012 boyfriend, "I'm not very experienced at sex. I've never even TALKED about sex with anyone except my high school sweetheart." It's funny how you can say something technically true, but your listener believes a lie. I went on to tell him that my high school sweetheart and I have never tried doggy style (technically true, because we hadn't). I told him that he and I "had had sex at most 5 or 6 times, depending on how you counted certain things we did" (which was also technically true, because 0<5<6). I maintained this pretense (without once technically lying) for three months of flirting, two months of "LTR," and months of FWB.

I did not tell him, until the middle of our FWB, that it was him who had taken my virginity on a dark and stormy night during Hurricane Sandy.

This full truth came out during a desperate debrief the morning after sex. The topic at hand was why sex with me sucked so much. In retrospect, "I was a virgin when we met" isn't a good excuse for why sex sucked. He didn't believe me, so whatever.

This guy was an alpha fallen very hard on his luck. His energy and his optimism and his people skills could have made him a millionaire in the right profession. And, in fact, they had; "crime pays," wise men say, but also "karma's a bitch," and criminals sometimes need to pay back. I met him years after he got out of prison. I was nearly homeless. He had expensive tastes. I unknowingly purchased those expensive tastes for him when I thought I was paying his rent. After I refused to fund any more expensive tastes, he found somebody else to share "rent" with. He paid me back with a semester of FWB.

I had known the term "asexual" already. But I hadn't applied it to myself before I'd actually tried sex. After all, every well-meaning sexual had told me that I just hadn't met the right person yet, and to try straight vanilla sex before I decide I've got one of them LGBTA orientations, and that a woman doesn't become interested in sex until years after she's lost her virginity. It has been years; I've tried a lot of vanilla sex; and I've met several right persons. I am asexual.

Contrary to AVON's message of "accept yourself for who you are,'' I attempted multiple times to fix myself. Here's what I've tried so far.

I've had blood tests to confirm that I don't have hormonal problems. I read that one young man's asexuality had been caused by a thyroid issue; but after a $500 in doctors' bills, I came to learn that I don't have any thyroid issues. I used three different toys on myself. In "FWB college" with my alpha ex, we had a week of nonstop sex. I fucked myself so raw it hurt to sit. I fucked rough and I fucked gentle. I fucked a small cock, a medium cock, and a large cock. I fucked a 19-year-old virgin, a 40-year-old fucker, and a guy my age. I fucked on the first date; I fucked on the second; I delayed consent for three months. I tried to suck a cock and gagged. I tried anal and stopped it because of pain. I fucked because I got nagged and begged into it, I fucked selfishly to get an orgasm I never got, and I fucked to please my partner. I fucked sober, I fucked with a few beers and/or cigar in me, and I fucked so drunk I've blacked it out. I fucked an alpha to whom I was addicted as much as he to his expensive tastes. I fucked a kid who would have been statutory rape two years prior. I fucked a beta I love with my whole asexual heart, as much as I love my family, as much as I hope to love my future kids.

... I fucked a total of three people over approximately 20 sessions over 5 years....

Nothing ever worked.

I haven't tried illegal drugs, because I don't want to lose my job. I haven't tried prescription drugs because I'm afraid of them. I haven't tried having a guy go down on me, because I'm disgusted by the idea of him licking my pussy with the mouth he kisses me with. I haven't been to a therapist, because I don't want therapy on my medical record.

My last two hopes are: 1. I will come across a piece of information, here or elsewhere, that will magically change me, and 2. whatever isn't wired right in my brain will correct itself after I have a baby, 1.5-2 years from now.

I read that asexuals can get orgasms, but they don't feel the need. I don't feel the need, true, but I want to get at least one orgasm for my bucket list. I also expect to be much more interested in sex if sex held a realistic promise of this wonderful happy ending. But I also read that lots of women enjoy sex without needing or expecting orgasms. This, too, I would prefer to my current state.

Anyway, I have a number of relationship questions I want to ask. I'll start with the most basic one that had framed all of my relationships with the opposite sex for 15 years. I've asked many questions before in various corners of the internet. The answer was generally, "Accept who you are.'' "The right guy will come along.'' "Maybe you're gay.'' And the most common response to any relationship question: "Dump him.''

If this matters at all, I'm asexual, straight romantic, aesthetically attracted to bishōnen/bishōjo.

Have you ever cured an asexual? How? Did she stay sexual after the end of the relationship, or did she revert back to asexuality?

If you hadn't cured an asexual, how would you go about? Would you even bother?