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[–]GreenPiller9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You can't make your dick longer but you can make your butt bigger. I'm surprised people don't mention that girls love butts. Chicks go crazy for a nice butt, you just have to hide it around gay guys.
[–]inscnmya0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You can definitely make your dick longer. It's called jelqing. It works but needs willpower and dedication.
[–]GreenPiller0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Doesn't your dick turn purple?
[–]inscnmya0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who cares, length and girth is what you are after. You can joke about your dick being alien after you make her cum twice in one session 😉
[–]Schwastikov2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If it's bigger than 5" it adds value, if it's smaller than that it subtracts value. As an example of added value I will quote ashleyshafer27's reply: "But I will say I do get a hell of a kick after sex when she tells me how fucking thick I am." It gives gratification to both parties. As an example of subtracted value I'll provide my own experience with my very first girlfriend. The first time I got the "is it in?" shit. The second time was alright but after that she started making jokes about it. I probably pushed all that shit down the memory shredder because I cannot for the life of me remember what exactly it was she said, all I can remember is my poor young, naive ego was destroyed every time. I was a regular masturbator (addict) at the time so I was numbed to pretty much all emotion, but even with that I still remember distinctly how it felt back then.
It's not all bad though, I was lucky to run into a good girl that never gave me any shit about it. That was my last girlfriend. She really seemed to enjoy it. Ahh, good memories.
[–]Il128 1 points1 points1 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
If you know how to use it, you can get women as plates forever...
Seriously, if you can give a woman multiple orgasms and keep right on banging her, she will love you forever.
A big dick creates many an Alpha Widow.
[–]themangu6[S] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What constitutes as a "big" dick?
[–]1oldredder1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
wide as 3 fingers, 6+ inches although if you are 7-8 and not much girth that may get some mixed responses depending on how you work it. Working it with wider girth isn't so hard but I'm sure you can still slam the g-spot good with less girth and more length
[–]Shedopen123 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
It might keep your plate hooked on for longer.But that's about it.
[–]1oldredder4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that's about all that matters tho
huge value but how you use it counts. Also some guys apparently have long pencil dicks and I'm not sure how that's gonna go over. With wide girth you can get a lot done
[–]batfish551 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It doesn't matter. A woman will find something to complain about.
Your dick is too small
Your dick is too biiiig
She'll find something to bitch about.
If you're big (girthy, like a beer bottle), invest in astroglide.
If you're in the camp that believes in making sure she gets her cookie, just learn to work the clit.
[–]1oldredder0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
that's not a real complaint from women unless you're 8+ inches
[–]batfish550 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yea, I know. Like I said, they'll complain about anything. First the cock is never big enough, then all of a sudden it's too big. They're never happy.
[–]ashleyshafer273 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unless you're on a nudist beach you still gotta build SMV like the rest of em. But I will say I do get a hell of a kick after sex when she tells me how fucking thick I am.
[–]StbRPG0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I got a 9 incher, 5'8 circumference meat cleaver (lol) and sloots love it.
[–]FilthMonger850 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ill take my 6.5x6.5 anyday. Id hate not to be able to go balls deep.
[–]YDvoyc0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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