So I've been shit tested my whole life and up till now I thought people are just assholes. As a pretty high SMV guy, I get shit tested a lot. Not just by girls, in fact most of the worst shit tests I've faced are from older men. I want to get better at replying to shit tests.

Problem is I'm not very good verbally. I always tend to think of the perfect thing to comeback with a couple minutes later. I want to improve my verbal ability and improvisation skills and my shit test taking ability in general.

How can I do this? Are there any more resources or psychological papers/articles about shit tests that I can study besides the stuff in the side bar?