in 2017 I will kill myself. AMA

vandaalen · 2016-12-31T16:33:49+00:00

Why wait?

Nyquil-Junkie · 2016-12-31T19:35:00+00:00

Don't make a mess for someone else to clean up when you do it.

dopaff · 2016-12-31T15:54:01+00:00

Ok cool mate.

HectorHerisson · 2017-01-01T04:52:29+00:00

I've looked into methods of suicide before and Im asking you, have you? Do you realise that the task you want to accomplish is not easy? If you're too much of a pussy to improve your lot in life, what makes you think you have the balls to take your life?

Anyways, what will it be? Gun? Rope? Both methods are pretty effective and painless but what if you fuck up? I mean, it wouldn't be a first for you, right? If you do, you could survive and have severe brain damage. If you hang yourself, how will you make sure you're not getting interrupted while you're doing it? Will you go for a blood choke or air choke? What if the rope breaks? Do you know what kind of rope you need to use? What kind of noose? What height?

You obviously haven't thought this through. And if you truly have the fortitude to plan your death, why aren't you using that same fortitude to plan your life?

OFAFV · 2016-12-31T16:08:46+00:00

Pussy. Get ripped, then you may complain.

Tyler_Gatsby · 2016-12-31T16:42:57+00:00

At least make a bucket list first.
https://youtu.be/_ROOXWxAmE0

Alpharettaraiders09 · 2016-12-31T16:21:07+00:00

I am 25 years old 5'3...if i can do it you can too!

Occams_Stubble · 2016-12-31T18:01:42+00:00

Which kind of troll are you?
The kind that dies in sunlight or only by burning? You'll have to choose the right method.

TDCRedPill · 2016-12-31T17:15:07+00:00

Oh sweetheart, it ain't your height or hair keeping you from being laid.

LegendofTRP · 2016-12-31T16:13:12+00:00

Who cares?

troyv21 · 2016-12-31T16:38:30+00:00

shave your head and wear motherfucking dress shoes then, they add at least an inch and a half. i have a number of friends that are < 5'6 and pull shit constantly

WolfenSatyr · 2017-01-01T09:33:45+00:00

At least you won't be asking for advice, not follow it, then ask for more advice

Title	in 2017 I will kill myself. AMA
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Comments	21
Date	December 31, 2016 3:45 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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