Hey guys, long time lurker here who is looking to start using all this stuff when he joins college in a few months.

I had a discussion with a (not too bad looking, 40ish) college advisor yesterday, with my parents, and she was doing the oddest thing. She would look up at my eyes then down to my chest, (sometimes just looking at the middle, sometimes left and right) before looking back up at my eyes, and she did so very rapidly throughout the conversation. I would assume that she was looking at my awesome gains except for the fact that said gains do not exist and that I was wearing a large winter coat that revealed nothing about the figure beneath. I have no idea what to make of this.