Last year my dick had been leaking blood so i went to the doctor and he said that its just a case of bad blueballs due to steroids.

To help relieve myself I called up a plate, put on 90s rock and nutted in her so hard i had an out of body psycadelic experience... Pussy had me in the astro realm.

Anyways it was such a fat slimey viscous nut that it broke through my magnum condom and ended up instantly impregnating her.

I decided to do the alpha thing and abadon her during her pregnancy, however ive recently returned to her since the kid is now born and ready to eat (i heard alphas do that)

Anyways my question is that in the sidebar i couldnt find any good recipes for cooking babies...any tips?

tl;dr - dear newcomers. Please stop asking questions when you clearly havent read the sidebar or any books or articles. Literally read something...anything. this is how we see your autistic posts...