Girl with 81% match, looks I'd give her a 5 or 6, never messaged me back (weeks ago) until I asked "is this a fake account?" A good way to have her reply.
Her: "Why would this be fake?"
Dumb question.
Me: "There are plenty of fake profiles online."
I remembered Chad Thundercock's online victory so I use his quip.
Me: "Are you tied up tonight? If not, there's something I want to tie you up with."
I'm into tying up a sub so this is legit.
Her: "That's fucking weird. No."
Weird? That's pretty vanilla. Lots of girls like it rough. I go for the sexual-inexperience insecurity to see where her sexual experiences are.
Me: "I can tell you're not experienced."
Her: "You a fucking creep. Stop."
She's getting all bitchy and all I'm offering is a pleasurable time. Fuck her. She never answered the question.
Me: "Lol are you a virgin? Omg you are XD"
This shows her I don't take her shit, I deliver shit.
Her: "What? No. I just don't find fucking creepos too attractive is all."
How rude. She hardly knows me and she's hardly attractive. Borderline bag-over-her-head material.
Me: "You're too ugly to have that kind of preference."
Her: "Too ugly? You need help. You messaged me first, then proceeded to keep bugging me because I didn't message back. You think I care if you call me ugly? You're a goddamn loser."
She's on OkCupid. She's desperately looking for dick and she's the one calling me a loser? That's funny.
Me: "You're so right. I must be as low as they come. Let's fuck and forget."
At this point, she's still talking to me. If she really is this desperate, she'll take the offer.
Her: "What the fuck is wrong with you? You're insane."
She's insane if her ugly ass went on OkCupid expecting to have some level of self-respect. But she did ask.
Me: "My mother was abusive and I'm immature and sexually frustrated. So if you're into those kinds of men, let's meet up. :)"
Maybe she'll empathize. (Yes. I was abused. I'm ok. Life goes on.)
Her: "Get help"
Clearly this went too far. In hindsight I should have moved on if she didn't like my opener. I was hoping for a blowjob minimum for my investment. Instead I got a bitchy, ugly doctor.
Me: "Bitch".
I reported her account as being fake.
This was the worst exchange I've ever had. Any RP have ways they COULD HAVE steered her initial rejection in a positive direction?
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