Opening on boring tinder pages

RedSkeller · 2018-08-02T15:57:28+00:00

Do anything just don't try hard. Most of the time it didn't matter what I said and within 4 messages we were planning drinks. Take something from her pictures, for instance if she's in her room taking a selfie, "Clean your room, that floor looks messy" or "Make your bed" or "Is that a butt plug in the sheets?". Hell, just give me your phone and I'll do it.

DubbleFUPAwitCheez · 2018-08-02T16:59:43+00:00

My go to line that garnered a lot of responses back in the day was "3 things you noticed about me. Go." They almost inevitably say 3 banal things and then say "now 3 about me" and that's really the whole point of it. It sets up a perfect opportunity to tease her or neg her. If going for the neg I'd hide it in 2 innocuous statements. For example, "nice hair, you travel a lot, pointy elbows."

It works well because it seems like a game but mostly they just compliment you and then you make fun of them back.

TanSuperman · 2018-08-02T19:31:31+00:00

Me: Hey I saw you last Friday right? Her: ****** Me: Oh shit, I mean next Friday

voxiqs · 2018-08-02T15:51:15+00:00

Any fun trips planned this year?

You look like you fills in blank compliment followed up with a neg

If I can’t think of anything, I swipe left. Boring woman who don’t try, don’t deserve my time. Sure she’s cute, but it’s all brunch pics and no bio or a boring one. She deserves a hi how are you and a wanna get coffee after three responses.

Title	Opening on boring tinder pages
Author	Throwrpdos
Upvotes	2
Comments	6
Date	August 2, 2018 3:42 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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