I have this feeling. A compulsive feeling. A feeling that I ought to use these chat up lines (they happen to be suited to mid-conversation, but I don’t know a better phrase for them). I don’t know how to rid myself of these feelings, other than to use them. But, I feel it weak that I am, without regard for their actual efficacy. I feel it’s part of a ‘brute force’ seduction strategy of trying every possible line, since I’ve used a lot of them in my day but not these these...so I’m curious. The one’s remaining, that seem kinda promising are:

  • is this a date
  • can i kiss you
  • wanna kiss
  • kiss me
  • you wanna kiss me?
  • can i get yo digits in the next 2 minutes yo

This isn’t a joke. Can I have some help here? I already get help from a psychologist and this seems kinda OCD. But, the psychologist reckons this is out of her domain, and into yours!