http://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/2235qa/me_21_m_with_my_girlfriend_20_f_of_1_month/

Fast forward 5-6 months, I banged her a couple times, she started an intense jealousy shit testing war on me toward the middle of the relationship, told multiple lies, etc. We broke up, she threw a massive crying fit. She cut contact, dust's been a long time settling.

I recently came back to reddit and had a laugh at the horribly supplicating recommendations I'd received way back then. (including a couple I barely remember and have since been deleted)

Anyway, I need advice on what I should talk about for the next girlfriend. I always felt like the 'tell each other our day' thing over text/phone was incredibly stupid and made me look like her servant. How do I fill awkward silences? How do I come off as Dark Triad without looking like a social incompetent? Does anyone know of examples I can emulate? I need advice and content.