I doubt this qualifies as a shit test, but in my BP days I distinctly remember a few situations where a female friend of mine would try to make fun of the fact that I was incapable of getting laid, and that I was a virgin. This same girl would also incessantly brag about guys hitting on her all the time and how she could get laid at any time she wanted.

In retrospect, I didn't really defend myself when I should have and I certainly lost frame. But I'm wondering what the best response would have been to a woman laughing at me and saying something snide like, "and this is why you are still a virgin." I've since nexted this person, but I'm wondering what my response in the moment would have been.