Was texting with the chick I have been messing around with, couple dates so far, no D in the P yet. Harmless texting going on. She texted me about nachos, which we shared at the bar on our 2nd date.

I brought up the fact that I used all the sour cream last time and she responds:

Her: If I ever share nachos with you again we will have to get extra...

Me: If? Man, should I start looking for a new nacho partner already?

It's tough to tell sarcasm in texts, which is why I try to limit them. Radio silence after my response. What do you guys think?