Shit test witty answers?

iexistbitch · 2017-01-09T05:40:50+00:00

VasiliyZaitzev · 2017-01-09T06:41:50+00:00

Watch yourself there, you may just fall in love with me.

"Well I guess now I know what you're shooting for."

Are you this flirtatious with every girl you meet?

"Hey! I'm not a slut...I'm POPULAR!"

What is your perception of me?

"Right now, I'm trying to establish why you're not in special ed."

kenpachitz · 2017-01-09T07:43:26+00:00

[Blank Stare] Oh, sorry. I was imagining what wallpaper we're going to use in the bathroom when we buy a house together. I'm thinking magenta or fuschia. What about you?
Pretty much yeah. It's even in my medical file. [Pretends to open file] Patient kenpachitz came in yesterday reporting symptoms of dancing fever, elevated sexual skills, and compulsive flirting. Based on my expertise in awesome-ology, I recommend that every female sleep with him at least once for the experience and a 2nd time to be sure their euphoria wasn't just a dream.
Depends on whether you're naked and holding a plate of bacon and eggs. If you are, that definitely bumps you up to "ehh, she's alright I guess".

Title	Shit test witty answers?
Author	melkijades
Upvotes	1
Comments	6
Date	January 9, 2017 5:27 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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