What would a good response to the following shit test be: X/Y/Z/my boyfriend is more handsome than you be?

Someone (ie. drunk friend) mentions you are a virgin (which you are) in front of other people, what do you say?

On the dance floor, what do you do if a girl is grinding/dancing really closely (whatever you call that), I have no rhythm at all. Stand still ish? I suck at dancing but its kind of fun.