Hi,

So I’m working on upping my body count and getting more experience in the bedroom. I’ve been having a hard time sealing the deal with much of the female population. Every time I go out to try to eat a plate or two I come home empty handed. On my weekend sojourns, however, I’ve noticed that a lot of black guys and white guys who talk black have a lot of luck with the ladies. They get pussy like mad. I’ll walk into a bar and there’s always about five Stacy’s surrounding a Chad or Jamal. The Chad’s seem to emulate the Jamal’s manner and style of speech (Ebonics). I’m thinking that maybe the natural rhythms and hype the media gives Ebonics contributes to the success Ebonics speakers have with the fairer sex (jk about “fairer sex” that’s so neckbeardy and cringey haha). Anyway, I’ve been looking up some Ebonics tips online and am thinking about trying it out on Friday. Any tips, thoughts, advise, and pointers are welcome.