Hey there, this'll be kind of long, but I had a conversation last night and I'm wondering how to proceed, and get some feedback from the conversation - how did I do, how can I improve, etc, thanks a lot guys! *edit: *Formatting, also, I see she's a pretty high maintenance high perceived SMV girl, she's getting a lot of attention it seems. What'd you think guys? Where do I go from here yo?
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As a note, her profile includes a "I don't do small talk, tell me your most offensive joke."
RPMighty: How'd you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling.
Girl: Put food on the ceiling? Ahh so close, what's pink and rusty?
Girl: Maddie McCanns bike
RPMighty: I think you're wittier than me. Goddamn, I'm gonna blow you out of the water with this one. How do you make a thermometer cry? Murder it's family.
Girl: Do inanimate objects have families? Also nice try but here I go again, brace yourself. Whats harder than a baby in a microwave? My dick while I'm doing it.
RPMighty: You're filthy.
Girl: You love it. I have so many more I have beaten every person on tinder who has tried to best me.
RPmighty: As long as I can bench more than you I think I'll keep my manliness card. So, nice to meet you (Girl)
Girl: I can probably beat you in a farting competition, both smell and noise.
RPmighty: Are you even single? I bet you're such a keeper.
Girl: Ooo, the sarcasm is real, (enter fluff here, not relevant)
RPmighty: So, perks of dating you other than your astute personality?
Girl: I make good pancakes. Wait a minute, why am I selling myself to you? Surely this should be the other way round
RPmighty: There ain't no perks to treating you like a queen if you're gonna treat me like a servant.
Girl: Oh you, believe me, you'd love to be my servant. (emoji)
RPmighty: Oh yeah, you can chain me up and I'll even wear one of those weird choker things yeah?
Girl: Hahaha, collar is the word you're thinking of, and yeah, something along those lines
RPmighty: Are you a student? Do you work out? Do you like Game Of Thrones?
(some casual talk here)
RPmighty: You can borrow my GoT books (emoji)
Girl: Is this your smooth move? Fucking johny bravo over here
RPmighty: No I was getting to that sheesh don't rush me,
Girl: Ya better hurry I'm getting bored, you're making me do smalltalk.
RPmighty: Fucking expecting me to rush and get that fat diamond on your finger like fuck....
Girl: I'm never getting married.
RPmighty: I'm actually going to sleep, you wanna add me on snapchat? 2) Yoga date? Also good girl, I don't blame you.
Girl: You can add me on snapchat (snapchat)
RPmighty: So you didn't have to type my name out, nice and lazy
Girl: Ooo ouch your words cut me deep
RPmighty: I'm glad they did, that should teach you a lesson. I'm going, nice to meet you (Girl)
Girl: Your opinion means a lot to me random tinder guy who started talking to me 34 minutes ago.
Girl: Sweet dreams asshole. (blowing kisses emoji)
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