Been fooling around on Tinder recently, trying this and that. I got three examples of different approaches I have made to acquire plates, I've always been decent in textgame back in my bluepill days, but it's only recent I unplugged from the Matrix, so I might not be that good at all.

Cute dry boring: (Lives nearby the club I go to, uni student, boring conversations that weren't leading anywhere, automatic small talk texting, didn't wanna text her cuz waste of energy, but she still likes my pics where many of the other girls didn't which I thought was weird, I was bored, it wasn't leading no where, so I thought... Why the fuck not?)

Me: Walk by and say hello :)

Her: Club name?

Me: Yeah!

Her: Arh, don't want to tonight :)

Me: Boriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

Her: Isn't there many people?

Me: It's fine? (As in the ammount of people was at a 'fine' level.) (The question was so void of intellect it had to be a shit test, I had been drinking so I should have made a responds more sassy like)

Her: It's still early ;)

Me: You can come when/If you want, not forcing you ;) (In hinesight, should have dropped that stupid ass smiley)

waited a few minutes

Me: Although please warn me before you suddenly pop up behind me. ;)

Her: Wouldn't recognize you you if I went, so I properly wouldn't ;)

Me: Think of it like finding Waldo ;) Or you could just text.

Her: Think I'll just stay in my bed ;)

Me: Boriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!!

Her: Just because I don't want to go alone to club name for some random guy doesn't mean I'm boring! :)

Me: You're right, it just mean you don't wanna have fun, ergo... :P

Her: I'm having plenty of fun in my bed.

Me: I didn't need to know that... ;P

Her: Not what I meant ;P

Me: Everything you say will be used against you xD

Her: Okay?

Well, I had my fun, didn't go well but I properly wouldn't make a plate out of her, nor would I return to her, as I deduced her to have exemplary profession in Karma Sutra position #94 - The Magikarp, just laying there, only able to splash around in the heat of the battle, making gurgling and annoying noises. NEEEEEXT!!

Somewhat excited, and ambitious girl: (Business school, somewhat young, and wants fun and excitement. Her description: I am cool ;D)

Me: Hi cool, I'm Aphoc ;P

Are you taking a year off studying or continue straight on to university?

Her: Copenhagen Business School :)

Me: Going for something in particular?

Her: Directors board at Mærsk :D

Haha, nah I wanna - long ass text going 'blah blah blah and be the Head of Department at some firm :)'

me: Girl with ambition eh? Gotta be tough finding time for fun and games.

Her: Ambitions are big, but there must always be time for family and friends - your life stops if you can't find time to have fun, and the job means nothing if you don't have someone to share it with :)

Me: Nice! You sound like a person who's down to earth and got your priorities straight :)

Her: What about you? Are you currently studying?

Me: Engineer, and when I'm not then I'm getting whipped by my brother, demanding that I help him repair/build the house :(

Her: Haha, sounds groovy :D 'roughly translated'

Me: Note to self: Her name thinks slavery is fine.

It's can be comfy enough, and when you don't have much to do anyways then why not help your brother out by getting fried in the July/August sun, painting all day ;P

Was late so she properly went to bed, and then exted me back at 5:40 in the morning.

Her: The familiy that build a house together, sounds lovely :D

Me: It's lovely enough with the grill on and a cold beer after the hard work :)

Her: See? It's not slavery! :D

Me: You must give slaves food and water if they ought to survive ;)

Her: But their diet didn't contain junkfood from the grill and beer :D

Me: In the viking age the diet was not much different then that ;)

Her: Then you're a real viking - sexy :)

Me: I'm definitely wild as one ;)

Her: Uhuhu that doesn't sound bad :)

Me: You bet, at Monopoly kinda like game night I buy alle the passenger ship routes ;P

(It's funny in danish, shut up!)

Her: Haha, I'm personally more of a Rådhuspladsen/Frederiksberg alle kinda girl :)

Me: Go hard or go home xD

Nerdy grill gamer: (She's properly used to all the wishy washy boys who beg for her validation, so I supposed a strong power move and assume dominant position would do the trick.)

She put out a picture of a new cargo-hardwork-lumberjack kinda pants for her work

Me: Didn't know you needed that heavy safety equipment to look after horses, do you think there's also space for me in them? ;)

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Her name likes your picture

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Her name likes your picture

And so we play the waiting game.

Feel free to comment, sorry if I made spelling/grammatical mistakes.