Heres how this convo has gone with this chick I matched with on Tinder. I have yet to get laid from the thing and am trying to make that happen. I have ran into a shit test. Look:

Note that she mentioned in her profile that she was a board game enthusiast, and that she isn't necessarily looking for a serious relationship.

ME: (Opening Message) I"ll $mash you in a game of clue

HB7: I don't think I've ever played clue. I get the idea though..do you own it?

ME: I do. it's hella fun. I could teach you A board game enthusiast huh? Ha!

HB7: Well I didn't say expert haha My current favorites are catan, sushi go, and backgammon.

ME: I like chess, poker and apples to apples. So what are ya doing today?

HB7: I worked all day yesterday and today. I've been picking up extra shift all summer to try and build my nest egg before school starts back up. I have no idea what I'm doing with chess. I know the basic moves each piece is allowed to do but I can't play out the future in my mind like you geniuses haha

ME: Haha id woop you so bad. You said you're not necessarily looking for a relationship? Good, you should come over when you get a free track! (Devil emolgi)

HB7: Free track? I'm not playing chess with you, it wouldn't even be fun. Just check mate me now and let's say you win. I am not looking for one. I'm not looking for a fuck buddy either. More like all the good stuff of a relationship with less cling, less questions, and no drama.

ME:"Well that sounds ok to me id be down to meet. And free track as in when you aren't working we could hang out at my place or yours and watch Netflix."

HB7: "Who Goes to someone's house on a first date..Netflix and chill.. sounds like a ridiculous meme."

I'm baffled. What can I say to this? Or am I better off cutting my losses and nexting?