Two different girls:

  • Me

Her

Girl A

Friday night

  • secret agent 101 - don't list your agency on your profile!

Yeah except I don't work there! Ha!

  • clever girl but now you've outted yourself!

  • fortunately for you I can keep a secret... for the right price

it's not of any value to me

  • right. its priceless

Priceless connotes something that is of such high value that an economic term cannot be attached to it. Something that's of no value is the binary opposite. But I appreciate your construction of the term :)

  • Didn't realize I was talking to Marie Curie here best step by game up

  • but now im concerned yo might be a lawyer and I have a strict no more lawyers rule

Haha I'm not a lawyer yet, but I will be in a couple years, so no hard feelings if you wanna stop while you're ahead

  • I was gonna say the same to you. afraid of a little competition?

<< Weekend, got things to do >>

Monday

  • how awesome was your weekend

no response

~

Girl B (pic of a monkey with her)

  • Hey. Sweet pet, what's your monkey's name?

Haha - sadly I had to leave him in Bolivia

  • Well at least you had Bolivia! what's your fav memory from that trip?

I was doing a work exchange in the town where I took that picture-I think that was the best part of it. Any memorable trips you've taken?

  • Curing Ebola?! how brave! too bad your probably in quarantine now :/

weekend (went surfing or something)

Monday * maybe it's too soon to make Ebola jokes... a good recent one was .. (blah blah blah I fucked up)

help?