I posted here before: http://www.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/2ligar/dread_game_gone_terribly_wrong_need_advice_on_my/

Thank you for all your useful advice, the bitch broke up with me because I took too long to reply and because she saw my previous post (apparently decent human beings don't look for excuses online) when her sister sent her an article about dating sluts with eating disorders or something and it led her to Reddit and the pasted texts (It's times like this that make me believe there is a god and that he hates my fucking guts). But I'm not even mad, more fun for me, lots of fish in the sea!

Sarah, if you're reading this, don't bother coming back for your books because I threw them in the trash where anything that's yours belongs. I hope you get hit by a car that will wipe that fucking smirk off your face.

Everyone else be careful about pasting texts here even if you're using a throwaway account.