I'm 27 with a useless bachelors degree. Lot's of work experience but it's all in customer service/sales, lowpaying, bullshitass jobs I've only stayed at a few years. I've got a gf but she's honestly adding to my low consciousness crawl through life. Doesn't add any upward momentum or serious value.

I'm working a shitty job. Haven't been able to land a decent paying one. Here's where I'm at: Go back to school (second bachelors...masters?...a goddamn certificate? I don't fucking know at this point). Or join the military. The Army is the only branch I really have shot at getting an officer slot for.

So what the fuck do I do? Any and all advice is welcome.