My dick is 5.5 inches which is about average, and today I found out my ex has been going around telling her friends that I’m “laughably small”.

I’m far too jaded to truly care what some girl thinks, but it does bother me to a degree. Most guys aren’t walking around with big fat monster cocks so when did having an average penis start being considered “laughably small”?

I even asked some of my friends who are girls what they consider small and most of them said anything under 8 inches.