Why does Katy Perry can't forget her high school alpha?

BrutalMan420 · 2018-07-06T07:34:22+00:00

because she feels that high school chad was better than anything else she has had. feels over reals dude. she’ll never forget the first time on that one night where the sex was so great it was like their minds and souls were interconnected through the quantum foam of girly fucking bullshit.

MrAgamemnon · 2018-07-06T07:45:50+00:00

First experiences are lasting experiences, good or bad, they have profound effect, they shape you for the rest of your lives.

After so many cocks, it's just another cock. Like most women she has long lost her ability to bond with anyone, the only thing she has left is some skewed memory of something magical and the thought of "what could have been?"

anon1moos · 2018-07-06T07:38:47+00:00

Because it makes a good song

Throwaway-242424 · 2018-07-06T07:37:59+00:00

Everything seems bigger and more profound in highschool. Compare the first girl you made out with to the 20th girl you slept with as an adult.

Tehjimmyys · 2018-07-06T22:22:08+00:00

alpha widooooooooooowed

zboo1h · 2018-07-06T18:05:49+00:00

That was back when she was still capable of human bonding. The lifeless husk of her now misses when she was a human capable of bonding instead of a media mouthpiece moneyslave.

She would be happier as a poor housewife and mother.

Title	Why does Katy Perry can't forget her high school alpha?
Author	Dodgerino96
Upvotes	6
Comments	8
Date	July 6, 2018 7:26 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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