Do you want your game (or life in general) to be a slow-motion train wreck? Just follow these few tips and you can be confident that you are doing everything wrong!

1) Take yourself very serious Know that you are the most important person in the universe. Rather accept world annihilation than live with the fact that certain people do not recognize your grandiosity. If people don’t act the way you want them to you can escape in self-pity and resentment. Alternatively you can enter every interaction with the mindset that you have to be the dominant person in the interaction. Demand respect and status and attack others with passive-aggressive statements.

2) Search for errors in the world, not yourself Things are not going how you want them to? Surely you are not just in a bad mood, nor is anything about your unhappiness your fault. The world and all other people have conspired to make you unhappy. (Women are just shallow). No, you did not lie to yourself about what you want, you did not make stupid, avoidable decisions, the world just did not respond the way it should. As a special extra you can show others your bitterness about the world in the hopes of being met with agreement and verification.

3) Resist change Even if you are unhappy, keep doing what you are doing. Either tell yourself an essentialistic fallacy (this is just the way I am), or

4) Care a lot about outcomes In fact only do things for their outcomes. Only study something, or work in a particular field, because you hope to get money or some other kind of reward. Only interact with people because you expect a reward from the interaction. Get nervous and hurt if there are any signs that the reward may not come. (For example if she does not text back) This is also helpful to develop the “to how many women do I have to talk before I finally get laid” – mindset. Hate the road you are traveling on – it’s all about the reward.

5) highly value thought, but not practise This is a great all-around strategy that has crippled the western world in general. Theoretical thought is great – after all who, but not you should be born specifically to unmask and understand true reality and it’s general laws. You should be able to understand for example women not through interaction, but through theoretical thought. Practise comes only after theoretical understanding is “perfected”.

6) Put a lot of emphasis on planning, none on improvisation Plan all your interactions out before you enter them. Live in a fantasyland in your head for most of the day, so that when faced with a novel situation you don’t know how to respond.

7)Ignore advice or evaluations if they hurt your self-confidence Don’t question yourself. Friends tell you that it’s creepy to try to pick-up a sixteen-year old girl in front of her parents? They are just envious of your courage and self-confidence and try to control you through shame. Society is trying to cage the beautiful cavemen you were supposed to be.

8)Judge and Pedestralize By evaluating people negatively you train yourself to evaluate people in general. This means that as a bonus to continously being annoyed with or contemptful of others you also will feel annoyed and contemptful of yourself in the presence of certain other people. This also leads to pedestralizing.

9) see women as a mass, not as individuals See women as input-output-pattern matching automats. As long as you put in the right combination you will receive a reward. Obviously this combination is usable on basically every woman you meet.

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