http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=153726521

I have caught oneitis unintentionally again and was searching for ways to get over it when I found this gem. I literally laughed and nodded my head because it just made sense. I don't spend my time thinking about her now, and it is wonderful.

Pulled text from the post:

Thrown off your game because you've succumbed to oneitis? Put her on a pedestal and think she's perfect in every way? Voice in your head telling you you'll never get her because she's too good for you? I can help you. Read the below and accept it. Don't argue with it. Don't deny it. Don't fight it. Accept it for what it is, the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

At any point of the day or night, if you walked up to your oneitis, pulled her knickers down, put your nose a half inch from her brown eye and took a big sniff...you would smell wince at the odour of sit. Yes as perfect as you think she is, her butthole smells of sit. Picture her walking, looking stunning and now know that if you put your nostrils close to her butthole you would be smelling sit. Want to know when you could take a big wiff and not smell sit? When you're at a stage in a relationship with her where she's down for some bum fun with you. In which case she's specially prepped the area, in other words manufactured hygiene. You'll only reach that stage with her if you be a man and get rid of the oneitis fever that has been making you act like a love sick puppy around her. Her ass smells of s*it.

It frustrate me, but some of you will not submit to the above treatment. You'll resist and manage to fight through it, telling yourself "no, she's perfect. I love her". For those of you that are really under the spell:

Sometimes when she's driving her car alone, looking all cute, she cocks her leg and lets out a big sloppy fart.

Doesn't matter what she looks like, the above applies to all. If the below is your oneitis, it would still apply.

tl;dr: Her shit still stinks just like everyone else. She's not that special. It's not the end of the world if she says no.