CALLING ALL AFCS!!!!!

This infield has been the moment you virgins have been waiting for this entire summer. No BS, no pulling at your cock straight infield from me (Demo) and my wing (Trials) - don't ask about the monikers we are retarded.

Full disclosure this is a completely true field report.

Trials and I were smoking a cigarette at a scenic view not too far out in our hometown, when out of the blue we got a ring on our phone from one of our prospects. Initially having little interest we were close to not going out at all, but little did we realize with a little bit of convincing we were about to pull off the greatest two man in our towns history.

As I finished packing away my groceries I gave trials a phone call, remarking that we should probably head out there and try our luck, after all being on a dry streak for an entire 2 months in your early twenties is no fun.

Its worth mentioning that neither of our targets were really targets so to speak, they were just friends who had a keen interest in amogs.

Now for the good parts you AFCs, most of you have already clicked off but those of you who remain are gonna have some good goon material in a second.

Fast forward, after getting convinced to go down we arrive at the apartment with trials peacocking his famed german military hat (look ts up). We are greeted at the door by HB #1 (solid 7), and we walk in to have a couple shots with her friend HB #2 (also a 7.5). We were chopping it up, and smoking a cigarette on the balcony when my target HB #2 asks to go out to the bar. I quickly convene with trials (of course at a healthy distance from the baddies) in order to ascertain if he wanted the iso. Once I got the affirmative we split ways, and me and HB #2 skedaddle to the local bar down the street.

On the way to the bar I see Trials waving to me from the balcony, almost like someone saluting you as you head to the front. On the way to the bar I remember breaking kino, and we get to the bar, and my lord was it afc palooza, not a HB in sight. Immediately when we walked all eyes were on me, and HB #2 as they realized "fuck he actually pulled" but little did they know what awaited the young man in approximately 3.5 hours back at the apartment ;)

I was treated like AFC royalty by the locals. They bought me an entire pitcher of beer, as I went table to table parading my HB around. In fact, outside of the bar some afc was trying to hit on my HB, and when I came over he changed tune and offered me a job at a $6 million dollar wedding. Suffice to say I was only interested in DFN (defending the nest) and securing my baddie.

[meanwhile at da crib]

at the crib trials was being practically molested by HB #1. she was doing everything to get trials's clothes off but trials was resisting with all his afc might. God knows why I even agreed to the iso.

[back to demo]

We left the bar, and at least 3 afcs slapped me on the back and on the way back, we ran into an afc who was hitting on my bih and he literally dropped his keys when he saw a prime afc like me walking a baddie like that back to hers.

We get back to the crib, and trials comes out for a split second before he returns to HB #1's lair, never to return for the rest of the night ;)

Meanwhile, me and HB #2 were taking shots. I look at HB #2 as were watching television and I say "you look like you could use a massage". And she smiles and turns around for me, laying herself on my lap on the couch. You best be sure if I wasn't an afc I'd be BRICKED.

I start by rubbing down her shoulders and along her spine (stop grabbing at your hard on boys we're not even at the good part). At this point you'd think I was a comedian with how much she was giggling and laughing with my hands all over her. And thats when I knew it was time to ESCALATE.

I started pretty modestly just a hand under her top but then I realized I had to go for the entire trampoline parkkkkkk.

So I end up sliding my hands under her panties :O :O :D ;) and I start rubbing up on it and she goes stoppp that tickles. That is when I used the patented LM (lotion method). I bring out lotion and you best be sure I lathered it on boys. For the uninitiated losers readding this (practically all of you) I will analogize it to winning your favorite afc videogame (except i was actually grabbing a HB's booty cheeks HAHA).

Suffice to say as I'm writing this field report, I still haven't washed my hands.

P.S. I know all of you AFCs are gonna be complaining about why I didn't smash. Thats why you don't have a HB on your arm HAHA.