Hey guys, Ive been a lurker for about two monthes, but I wanted to share this FR from last Friday.

Around 2AM of Saturday Morning, I just got done with a wedding ceremony and finished up at the after party at the Hyatt Hotel.

Before I left the after party, I had a few cups of champage and wine and whiskey. After hitting up the bar down stairs and socializing with people I never met before, I was over my AA. Everyone else from the after party decided to split, but I was still not done. I grab a cab and move to a bar with a dancefloor. Before I go in, I socialize with an AFC from America. After talking with him and seeing other people I knew walk in, I pay the cover and go in. I realize Im wearing a suit while everyone else is wearing club clothes. Oh well, I guess Ill peacock. At the bar, I start chatting up the American guy, while his two friends were talking with a HB7 and an HB8. The blonde HB7 kept bumping her elbows into me, so I use this oppurtunity to open the HB8.

I tell her, to tell her friend to stop elbowing me, and she does so. I then quickly turn around to her again and introduce myself. I find out shes German but works in Shanghai. We continue talking and I get a few IOIs from her. I tell her I suck at dancing but would love to dance with her. I lied, Im a pretty decent dancer. So we start dancing and I spin and twirl her around, while doing grinds and such. She then gets tired so we grab a drink. I start touching her lower back and then she asks my age. I tell her 23. She says "too young" and starts to walk away. I tap her on the shoulders and tell her to wait a second. I isolate her from her friends and whisper in her ear, ″How bout you kiss me, and if you think my age still matters, Ill leave you alone.″ She agrees. We make out for 10 seconds, and she smiles. She then suddenly walks away saying, ″Too Young″ I tell her ″Wait a second! I think your lieing!″

So I use some spins to position her self, and we dance again. Shes really into me this time, as I spin her and then do that one cliche dance move where you lower her, using your hand as support on her back. At this moment, I kiss her again, and she makes out back. So we continue to dance and kiss, as I escalate. Eventually, I get tired and knowing that shes sharing a hotel room with her friends and sadly I live my parents. I bid her a good night. I get her personal email address and business card. I ask her to kiss my cheeks goodbye, but before she can kiss my left cheek, I turn my head and our last make out occurs. I bid her farewell, and I start to walk out.

As im walking out, I see that the American from earlier and his two friends have been watching this all unfold. They give me hi 5s and hugs. I feel fucking awesome. I then leave to catch a cab home, but thats after I puke some of that whiskey and wine. Bleh.

TL;DR Went out solo after a wedding. Opened a cutie at the bar, K Closed, was worshipped like a God, then puked before going home and passing out.

So yeah, Howd I do? Any pointers or tips? Still using alcohol as a crutch, but not getting completely trashed when I go out now.

Edited: Formatted and spaced to be easier on the eyes.