So I'm at a bar with 3 friends (note I'm the only one not single) because i have a gf I don't care to get rejected and I'm quite confident. So first the goal was my friend (J) who needs to get laid. He has very little game and has never picked up a girl at a bar. I spot a 30 something year old and shes alone across the bar but I have plenty of targets available. I see I'm getting the ioi. I ignore her for about an hour, then she moves over sits next to J, I talk to her for a few mins but leave him to make small talk. He is fine with small talk he can't close the deal.

Next is M, he has game and can handle himself but needs a bigger vocab. He gets this Portuguese chick over then he goes out for a smoke. I end up doing karokee with her because she says she might have an older friend for the uncle but i gotta sing with her. I comply because this was easy. After I chat this one up and then she goes " so why are you alone" I reply that I have a gf. She says "she's not here it doesn't matter." So now I'm like oh shit she's on MY dick so I simply set M up with softballs (meaning I let him talk about himself positively by starting the topics). One after the other as soon as he's back inside. Things like Oh so M is in the military. Then his tats, then his job. She's sold on him now. A few mins go by and she says "well your still alone and your too cute for that" so she goes and comes back with 2 other girls. Random chicks from across the bar. Its me and my friends uncle left he's like 45 so he can handle himself. So that's going well were just chatting with the new girls then I find out one of the girls dad is across the bar. So I send him a beer. Problem diverted. But they end up leaving shortly after the Portuguese girl goes and grabs 2 MORE chicks but they were with guys so idk why they even walked over that didn't work out either.

Now back to J his chick starts walking next to me and saying let's go outside says it several times. Im like fuck she wants me she's using him. So I go OK meet me outside. Outside she proceeds to say she just wanted to talk to me, how hot I am, she wants me in the car now. So I push her off and neg a lot because I don't know yet what to do then and i ask straight up "you want to fuck my friend?" She replies with "maybe second"" I want you first." I have to go along with I'll fuck you with him you get dp and we have our way with you. To my surprise shes into it. So she grabs my junk and we make out. I need to seal this for my friend as I am not having a 3 some with a 2nd guy. I give her some stimulation and now she's wet and begging. Then I simply say "ok " and walk back in the bar and she's left breathless. She gets back in we clear the tab. M has a lady. The uncle makes a booty call. And J leaves with that chick. all 3 get laid . Except me when i return my gf is on her period I set almost all them up turned it all down and I don't get laid for my effort. almost perfection...

Edit. Punctuation and word choice. This happened last night and I was hungover.