I'm at a loss here. I've been doing pretty well at parties and excercising a little kino here and there, but I always seem to fuck things up after a #-close. For example, I get this HB9's number after we got drunk, touched a bit; ALMOST kissed (perfect opportunity but this happened before I discovered Seddit). Let me give you a couple of scenarios that played out...

Was at work when I texted her:

  • "want to hang out tonight? ;)"

No reply for literally 12 hours so I follow up with:

  • "idk if that seemed too flirtatious or anything, but really Id like for you to teach me how to ____." (non-sexual thing)

  • "no it's fine! I was working and didn't have any time with my phone."

follow up text

  • "I'll teach ya."

Few days later, I was drunk at 5am and texted her some gibberish.

She replies later that morning:

  • "Hahahaha niiiice"

  • "god.... Face palm"

  • "haha that's how I feel except not because I'm hungover but because I'm so sore :/"

  • "ok be honest with me now... How many people did you beat up last night?" (I thought it was witty?)

  • "none :o"

  • "why sore?"

  • "working out"

  • "that answer was so... Anticlimactic"

  • "yeah, i know doesn't sound so exciting :/"

  • "well you had to tone your body up, and your body is definitely the exciting part ;)"

no reply for over a day

  • "Last text was playful.."

Still no reply. God, what the fuck? Why am I so horrible at Facebook messaging or texting? Should I just keep it to an absolute minimum? What am doing wrong? How badly did I just fuck my chance up with the HB9?