My advice, pick one and trash the other, because they're not compatible.

One of the easiest ways to start a conversation and gain rapport with a woman is to talk about horoscopes, homeopathy, or ghosts (subjects covered in detail in women's magazines, also known as chick crack). Sadly, it's also the quickest way to start an argument, if you try to introduce any facts that is.

Disclaimer: I don't mean any offense to women and if you are a sensible woman who doesn't believe in any of those things, I applaud you (well you're on reddit so it's no surprise really). Or if you are a man and 'magical thinking' is a dealbreaker anyway, I'm just letting you know what stands between you and that hot babe in the club--since they're the worst culprits ("You're so closed-minded. Maybe science isn't clever enough to understand crystals yet!")