Favorite pickup lines

TerriblePUA · 2013-11-08T02:49:05+00:00

My personal favourite and most successful are "y'alright?) and "how's your night going?"

2013-11-08T02:53:42+00:00

I don't know how well traditional pickup lines work (ex. "You smell like Fritos, that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare), but I've got a little routine that seems to work pretty well.

Tell the girl to give you her hands. Just hold one of them across from you and with the other one make a "bunny" (Clenched fist with the index and middle fingers sticking up like ears). Tell her that one hand is a bunny rabbit and that he wants to cross the "river" (other pair of hands).

The bunny comes up to the river and wants to cross it. He thinks that he might be able to swim across, so he jumps in. Take her bunny hand and jump into the river. But the current is too fast, so he gets back out of the water.

Next, the bunny tries jumping across the river. Pull the bunny back and make like it's running for the river. When close, have the bunny hop up and land in the river. It's too far for him to jump, so he has to swim back to shore and try something else.

The bunny sees a tree nearby and thinks that he can chop it down and use it as a bridge. So have the bunny start chopping at an imaginary tree. Sadly for the bunny, the tree falls down and clips one of his ears. Use your hand to pull down one of the "ears" on the bunny.

Finally, ask the girl how she thinks the bunny finally gets across the river. She'll say, "I don't know" or whatever. Then look her in the eyes and say, "I don't either, I just wanted to hold your hands."

c00kiecutter · 2013-11-08T03:28:09+00:00

"Hey."
"Who are you?!"
"You look like you're a $PROFESSION"

I'm not very creative. Doesn't matter, had sex.

Title	Favorite pickup lines
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Date	November 8, 2013 2:21 AM UTC (12 years ago)
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