My exams season lasted nearly 6 weeks where I had labs worth 3 semesters, end semester exams of my fourth semester and then finally the lab exams of three semesters worth of labs (Done in less than 2 weeks). My life was trash and I was happy to be free again so I asked my e friend to meet me. This was my first time meeting him, he invited me over to the gold club (kinda like a men's club where dudes play golf and has large restaurants running inside it.) We go there, eat some food and I immediately urge him to drive me to this bar I have heard a lot about. Most girls I know would post pictures of that place on IG so I thought that it would be a cool bar I can run night game on. Big mistake, turns out that it is mostly a restaurant with a mostly boomer crowd and the girls who took pictures there made it seem significantly better than it was. I had been waiting the entire day to go there and seeing that I had been duped was a bummer. Undeterred, I ask a party friend about clubs and he gave me a few names. We chose a place and went there, the bouncer immediately told me that you can only get in if your name is on the guest list or else you had to shell out a large amount of cash to get in if you are a normal dude like me and my friend. Before getting to that club, we hit a famous coffee shop to see if there are any girls there. A group of girls was exiting with one smoking a cigarette, I ask here what ciggie she was smoking and she gave it to me smiling. Unfortunately she had to go somewhere with her freinds and there is a good chance that one of the ladies might have even been her ma so could not chat much with her.

We bounce and both of use are now deflated. I make jokes like how it would be apt for us to go to a McDonalds instead of a normal restaurant, eat chicken nuggets there alingwith chocolate milkshake to truly feel like incels. We then aim to get to this east asian restaurant. It is 10 pm and the place is closed down as that is the standard time here. We have no options but the fucking McDonalds. We go there and even they are closed too. Bummed out we go to this ice cream place I really like and get milkshakes. There I notice decent looking girl and make my move. I insert myself into a conversation and open with "You believe in zodiac signs don't you", she seems a tad aback but before she says anything I cut her off and say "You must be a gemini". Now I spent some time on IG and saw mostly geminis post about zodiac signs. They are bullshit but cold reading can do wonders as she was a gemini. She was with her younger brother. Both me and my friend introduce ourselves to her and start talking.

I ask her about her uni and she tells me that she is currently working as an intern in mumbai during her time off from grad school there. She starts making some jokes about how her plan is to marry a rich tech guy and to then dump him and get a big payday. I play along and say that it would be a cool thing since then she can bear my kids and not have to think about finance. During the course of the conversation, I kino her continuously, poke her nose with my finger, put my arm around her back and at the back end even on her lower thigh.

My friend wingmans for me well and engages her brother (he was in 10th grade). Her brother loves me btw given that I know a lot about internet culture and can make decent jokes on the fly. I can sense some hunger in her eyes. During the course of the night I make this joke I picked up from PUA Cajun where he tells people to go upto girls and say "I like salad because it is nutritious and delicious". My friend loses it as he has seen the video too. The whole point of the lame pick up line was him telling people that subtext matters, that the subtext when he says it is that the girl cannot reject him even if she tries. Also, the during our conversation, I negged her playfully and she liked it. She even straight up told me to show her photos of girls who did want to marry me, I showed her a photo of me and the girl who cucked me and our chats where she fawns over me lol. That felt like a decent DHV as she legitimately blurted "Oh, that girl is really cute".

They begin shutting the place down and my friend takes her brother out. I try to kiss her but she says that "practical_romantic this is tier 2 town named xyz, a tad fast is it not", I say that I bend reality to my will and do not give a fuck. Unfortunately her cab was waiting outside so she had to go. Also not much of a point in getting blacklisted at that ice cream place as I go there with my family. When she was going back home she clicked a few photos with me and I put my hand on her ass .She took my number and texted me that night itself. I paced my texts so that the delay in my texts was longer than hers for DHV purposes. I am planning to fuck her this monday. Any ideas? This was my first try and I felt like a fucking god.