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[–]TheFrayneTrain5 points 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
What you do is as follows: accidentally bump into her so her purse falls out of her arms then as she goes to bend over smack her ass as hard as possible. JK I'm not your guy for this kind of thing. Good luck!
[–]MrCheese67 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At the movies?
[–]Bad-Wolf- 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Theater was not a good choice. Meet her before to take a smoothie, walk on the park, whatever.
And just let go ;)
[–]G_Refined 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
The movies is probably the worst thing you could have invited her to. Here's how you recover. Since you're a noob, which is 100% ok, find an exciting/scary/unexpected scene in the movie and use that to sort of lean into her and give you a reason to place your hand on her leg. The only reason I'm even telling you to wait for that scene is because it's going to feel awkward as fuck, but keep it there. During other exciting scenes squeeze her leg and look at her with a surprised/scared/amazed look. At the end of the night go for the kiss, end of the night being by her car, not during the movie. I'm telling you the bare minimum because I'll put $1,000 you will be apprehensive to do this, but baby step. You'll get there ;).
[–]Kihulane 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This isn't the best advice in my opinion. Going to the movies is bad as a first date yes, but squeezing her leg and accidentally touching her? - This COULD be really awkward and uncomfortable for the girl.
My advice would be - Ask her to meet you 1 hour before the movie. Just grab a coffee and get to know her better before. I would also ask what kind of movies she prefer, before choosing a horror movie and making her date night unpleasent.
[–]kcorda 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kiss no less than an hour into the movie, then make out sporadically for the rest of the movie and then take her home and bang her
Imo
[–]priapula1 point 8 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
idk about the movies... but id spend 30 minutes before going on the date just talking to random girls at like a mall or smth. but try not to be too nervous, this is your first date, so treat it as a learning experience
[–]DavidGolani11 -2 points-1 points0 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Spit on your penis before you insert.
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