so i am at college and this Saturday it was a blizzard so i did not feel like going out to a party i decided to get my friend and hit up some girls from our dorm and just have a chill little drinking sesh playing stupid drinking games. maybe spit a little game.

so the night begins with two girls coming to our room and we made a drinking game of apples to apples i was teasing them and making them laugh all night getting nice and warm one girl kept saying she was going to go to sleep by mid night and i promised her she was not.

this is where the greatest thing i have ever done has happen and i bet a lot of you wil call bull shit but deal with it its on the internet. 3 more girls join and every one is pleasently drunk.

my friend is signing frank Sinatra and i bring up total bull shit idk why i said it but i said. i know how to hypnotize people. which is not a total lie i read some how too s online but never actually tried and i have seen hypnotist shows and know the basic principles.

(im not going to go into how to hypnotize its easy to find online)

two girls immdiatley call me out on it and i convince them to let me do it to them.

i followed what i knew and imitated the hypnotists I've seen before by some grace of god. it fucking worked. i put two girls in a meditative trance and made them experience what it would feel like to be tanning on a beach.

after i broke the trance i was god. these girls wer ein awe of me. the res tof the night was some serious kino between me and 3 other girls i honestly think i could have taken my pick of any but i did not know how i could get one to leave with me leaving all her friends

all in all i am more proud than if i had gotten laid.

tldr; bullshitted my way into hypnotizing a some girls at a small gathering. it worked . and i'm celebrity status to them now

pps; i told my friends who werent there this story and they did not belive me so i hypnotized one of them to prove my point. they are believers now

what does seddit think of my new found power?