Him: The UPS Guy

Me: The Front desk

I accept the challenge.

We all know there is something about UPS guys that make people, mostly women smile. They smile at you, they have what you ordered, and you've been waiting a week for your tinted sunglasses from ebay and you don't get it until they scan it and ask for your signature. Its a rush and quite frankly its a tease. Somehow that rush can turn sexual with the correct elements.

The UPS guy I see on almost a daily basis is the one who delivers to my job. While he is not the most attractive man he is still sexy. Lets explain the elements. While a man in a suit sends the clear message of steady paycheck and structured Christmas parties, the UPS guy is someone so much more humble. A man who works hard---all day, and his appearance is natural.

My UPS guy has a large forehead, no chin, but an incredible smile, and a personality that cant be matched. Yes hes that great. (Think of...Ben Stiller) Despite his physical flaws I can completely ignore them because well, seeing him smile and fuck with my mind keeps me captivated.

Backstory: I met him while I was training for my new position. I really don't remember seeing him and being in awe however I do remember him being extremely pleasant and liking him. Things got a little bit more interesting once I started sharing my relationship adventures with him. My UPS guy being 10 years younger than my then beau made him more intrigued. So it had become flirtatious in nature between us but nothing too serious until he says me, "I wish I could take you away for a week, and have you all to myself." I had no idea what to say because well It was the first time he said anything like that. (This would be the best time to mention that he is of course married. Yup!) So from that day there has been this obvious yet subtle flirting between us. The reason for this is he shows up right around lunch and people are around. The experience with this guy is tempting, exhilarating in the strangest ways, and down right bold on my part. While we flirt back and forth we seem to forget our attachments. It has heated up within the last few months. No, we're not sleeping together but as a woman it was only natural that I test my boundaries. Men this is where you listen. I've learned to know when to expect my UPS guy, at the very least I've figured things out because these things seem to work in tandem :-). I learned my UPS guy delivers twice. Once if he has another driver. You're probably thinking, "why deliver twice?". Well some packages need to be delivered by 10:30 a.m., these are priorities and they're usually light. Whether or not my guy delivers depends on the load I assume. So I often look forward to him delivering during lunch time. Here's where it gets interesting. We have a freight elevator he refuses to use. Because his deliveries are so heavy for my building he is given a cart to toss all the boxes on. When the cart rolls through the the elevator its makes this intense sound that can be heard from several floors. Now I know when to expect him because I can hear him coming and going on the floors below. So this one day in particular I hear him coming and going, he gets to the floor beneath mine, gets back on the elevator. When I heard the elevator bell ding to let me know someone has arrived, I quickly grabbed my Cinch spray, paper towels and stepped away from my desk. I made sure I wore the tightest skirt to show off my buns, and sexy but professional heels. I stood on the outside of my desk and pretended to be cleaning :-). When I looked back at him as his stepped off the elevator, he dropped dropped the large package he was holding in one hand, fumbled to pick it up, while refusing to look away from me. The look in his eyes and his jaw on the floor, he was frozen. I was sexy, he thought I was sexy, and I felt that I had won. I now know he finds me attractive. The flirtations continue and soon enough I need to test him again.

The Flirtations:

As the days go by, when he hands me the PDA to sign we gentle caress each others hands as the device exchanges between us. It's discrete; no one else knows but we do. Our fingers touch softly as we stare into each others eyes, flash smiles. No one knows; but we do.

You may ask "whats the point?" The man has already said but mostly implied that he wanted to keep me captive, willingly for a week and as crazy as it sounds I would most definitely do it but that's a whole different fantasy.

Test 2: Devotion

My UPS guy has made it very clear that he is a devoted husband. My challenge is to knock that down a notch. Yes. I am that bold. One day as he and I flirt I innocently say to him "You should take your ring off" and he said, "What?" I look up at him so innocently and say, "I don't like it, you should take it off...." He chuckled said "Nooo," grinned and walked away.

The next day he comes back and I had completely forgot about our conversation from the day before. He hands me his PDA to sign and I realize there's no wedding ring. He took it off and left it home. When I asked him where it was he smiled, gave me a nod and just didn't say anything. I couldn't believe it.

Today: Is Friday.

I wore my sexiest dress for him today. As he walked off the elevator a coworker of mine was dealing with a delivery boy, the two of them standing in front of me with only a few inches between them, I knew it was him so I stood up so he could see my curvaceous body. He piled up my packages, asked how I was doing and handed me the PDA. My co-worker elongating her fast food delivery experience. After I signed for my packages, he eyeballed me up and down, and let out an impressive "WOW!" backed away slowly without taking his eyes off me, pulling is cart in front of him. He disappears behind my co-worker as I sat back down, and could only see him through the few inches between my co-worker and the delivery boy, still smiling this huge smile. I made an impression. It was what I wanted.