Currently in Barcelona, staying at a hostel with a few mates. Obviously not the most difficult setting. We decide we're gonna have a quiet one because we're heading to Italy the next day. For Australians, you can imagine how that one turned out. It begins with one drink then continues till you end up at some club till 6 in the morning with your flight leaving in 3 hours.

Regardless, night starts off and we're drinking. It's fairly early by spanish standards (11pm) and some beer pong thingy happens. So we're all playing and I'm talking to this HB8. I really had no interest in this girl at all (and to be fair, I should stress I don't have interest in any girl because apparently I'm one of the few loyal ones with someone back home) but I do like to talk to women and practice talking to people in general, even if I do turn it a bit flirty. We talk and I'm making her laugh but not much happens from it. We were sitting across the table so it's difficult to escalate kino and what not. Essentially, she just got me in the mood for talking to other people.

Now, my two travel buddies were talking to a couple of girls. These guys aren't the most sociable pair and it was evident that the girls were losing interest (HB 6 and 6.1 for those interested). I decided that if we were gonna go anywhere good tonight that we needed girls to be let into clubs. So I excused myself from the HB8 and went to my two fumbling travel buddies and introduced myself to those girls. We took a seat and my mate told me he was keen on one of them. Now, I've never been a good wingman and tbh I think this is a really shit act what I did but whatever happened it worked. I pretty much gamed her (HB6.1) like I would any other girl I was interested in. Sat next to her, etc and pretty much excluded my mate. Now, he was getting frustrated so he was calling me names, making fun of me etc. but the fact that I just laughed and agreed was probably making her more attracted.

Obviously the key is to be interesting and ask questions and that's what I did. I think the fact that I have a girlfriend was a bonus for her because she seemed more into me after I mentioned that. She even went as far as to ask me if I was willing to cheat on her and that I should. It was at this stage that I thought she was primed up for the ol' switcheroo. I could tell she was really into me and I probably shouldn't have talked sexually, but regardless my mate is still pretty new to talking to girls so I thought I'd take the reigns. Essentially all I did was become disinterested. I got her all worked up and hot for me and then I made her go for my mate in a bid to make me jealous. I told her I wasn't cheating, refused shots and started browsing facebook. Then told my mate to go for it and he did.

They're arm in arm and I'm getting the sideway glances from her, we get into a club and my mate still needs help. So I start dancing with her to shit music and grab my mate whos sitting on a seat and dance with him too. Then force him to dance with her and I say I'll be right back, but really I'm watching from afar. Eventually they start making out but that only lasts a little while. Turns out she's a shocking kisser and we avoid them for the rest of the night whilst gettin juicy to Will Sparks in Spain. Aw well.

Unfortunately, I did cop a facebook add the next morning. I don't think he did. Whatever, still got into a nightclub as 3 guys.