Just fucking do it. I finally got into the mindset that I don't want to be friends with these women. I do not relate to them, instead, I find them fascinating.

Armed with these new tools, I text girl one. "Were going to Monster Disappointment VIP on Saturday, your going!" and receive a "Whats that? sounds scary!!" putting it off for the day, because the whole event is sketchy, I respond with "The even was canceled, were hitting the town when your off work!"

Leaving no doubt in anybody's mind, she comes over to our house totally devoid of furniture, with 3 guys, a plastic table and a game of beer pong. I have met this girl one time...

But it doesn't matter, nothing matters, the only thing that matters is how she feels! Now when there are two thick accents, three crazy costumes, and everybody is having the time of their lives, even before she shows up! All she is feeling is how lucky she is too bear witness to the spectacle.

Loud music, photo shoots, crazy bets, homosexuality, bromance, and a frame of sexuality from everybody in the room, I have never seen a shy Asian girl feel more at home. We reenacted cave man mentality and the only thing left to do was copulation, so I went for it. everybody was touching everybody, so when i put my hands around her waist, and went strait for a kiss, all I got was passionate compliance, and a question "Oh my god, how much have you had to drink?!? I've only been here for 10 minutes..."

"honestly only about 1 beer"

"Why did you kiss me?"

"Cause I felt like it"

Then I lead her into one of the empty bedrooms, and we started going it at it on the empty floor!

only problem is that she had not had sex in over a year, and she was on her period, two frames that were going to be very difficult to overcome. So as I sat there, watching this knockout HB-8 actress give me this wild Neanderthal style blowjob, I was pondering. "Why haven't you had sex in a year?"

She looked up, lips wrapped tightly around me with a look of 'Are you serious, i'm sucking your cock' plastered all over her face.

"No seriously."

"umm, well I broke up with my boyfriend and I swore to myself that I would never just have random sex, I want it to mean more."

I pulled her close to me, and laid out some wisdom. Sex is easy, sex is natural, and because of that, it is meaningless like every other thing in the universe. But when you meet people, and interact with them, you make meaning. Sex is sex, unless you can some how make it an expression of feeling, far rarer, yet more prevalent than any other type of sex.

"What do you mean?"

" I mean the rare type of interaction that once found, you hold onto, in one way or another... And this is not it, So lets get out of here."

I stuff my blue balls back into my booty shorts, and we hit the town with my two accented buddies! taking pictures with everybody getting in free wherever we went! Rowdy and fun. Rowdy and fun. Guys pay to go to clubs because of women, women go to clubs for guys who are rowdy and fun! blasting music on the drive back, we opened the front door, I lead her to the empty room, and we made passionate love, a type of sex that was a continuation of the evening, and an expression of the fun she was having. We had an interaction that she would hold onto, even as just a memory.

TL:DR Set up a sexual frame (cause that's the goal) asked her about the rules she had for sex, then came up with a loophole, and acted on it.

P.S. I made sure she knew it was just for the night. And yes, we talk about love and women in crass technical terms, Not unlike when an art connoisseur talks about stunningly beautiful paintings in crass technical terms. It does not mean we are chauvinist pigs, rather we enjoy and appreciate women on a deeper level than most :)

Rant: woa... you can read it and you can say it, but to think it, that is understanding.