So I'm a college student, a Junior, and was chilling in my apartment today. I have a suction cup dildo (strictly for shits and gigs) that was suction cupped to the window of my apartment. The window is in a spot where people can see it from the outside. Well HB8 and HB5 approach my window giggling and shit, pointing at the dildo. complete strangers. but one of them is a hottie. so they see me and I motion them to walk in and chat. we laugh and toy around with the dildo (non sexual ofc) and then I start having some conversation with them. I get to know them. we mention our ethnic backgrounds. HB8 jokingly said she was a Nazi because she is 50% German. terrible joke but I gave her a pity laugh. we eventually get on the topic of music. and it just so happens, I recently purchased a $900 sound system and have it in my living room. we listen to music for a couple of hours while drinking

we start taking snapchats of ourselves jamming out. HB8 gets her phone out and takes a selfie with me. she kisses my cheek as we take the pic and just after we take the picture, I tilt my head over and go for a kiss. mind you, her friend is chatting it up with my roommates so it wasn't an awkward 3rd wheel situation. the kiss goes fine. we start playing drinking games and before I know it, it's midnight.

only shit test that night (i think this is one, correct me if I'm wrong) was after HB8 accidentally spilled her drink. I told her to clean that shit up. she said 'wow, are you always this mean?' my response: 'yeah, I'm basically Hitler.' which played in well with the Nazi comment she made earlier.

after a few games, HB8 looks at me just before we start another game and says she doesn't want to play another game. I ask her if she wants to go sober up in my room. she says yes then runs in my room and then I fucked her.