Alright guys.. Hope you're all having a fantastic day. It's been a hell of a day for me, as in a lot of stuff went on.. Neutral if you weight out the positives and negatives.

Ok, enough with the lame intro if you even consider it one.. I'm a 18 year old polish guy.. Till this day came, I've never had a girlfriend or made out with one girl..

Well, today, I texted this one girl I used to meet up a long time ago, but eventually stopped due to her being in a relationship.. She recently broke up with her boyfriend, like a month or something.. And I decided to get in on it, since I haven't before.. So I texted her to meet her up 2 days ago. All was well. She told me she could hang out around 4:30, but it never happened because she could only leave when her mom is home and she came home around 6..

So six came, and I was beginning to plan something else since she's not showing up. Then she texts saying her mom isn't even close and if I could pick her up. I said, yeah that's fine, I told her already that I was going to pick her up but hey, they don't always listen.

So I pick her up in my 87 camaro, and over the phone I told her I was in a prius (haha) she had a kick out of that. And we drove off. Not seeing each other for a while made the conversations sort of short, but eventually my thoughts seem to flow like a river, I could have the greatest conversations. She was talking about her ex-boyfriend bla bla bla, and I told her, meh, he's a nice guy it seems if he cried to get you back after a relationship after cheating on you. I kinda went wrong there since apparently it's bad practice to talk about ex-boyfriend with HBs.

Anyways, I went to mcdonalds coz my mouth was getting dry as fuck.. And I was trying to be cocky when I was at the drive thru (sorry drive-thru people, I wasn't serious).. and she giggled a lot, I threw my change in the back of my car and she laughed. So we head out to the park.

I told her I call the park "the wonderland", because the trees and the grass look very mystical.. at least to me. I end up walking around with her and talking about a lot of things, really interesting conversations. I forget wat I was talking about, but I told her I could trust her, and gave her like a side hug.. Worked out nice.. One thing though is that she said she's had enough bad experiences with guys from my area, let's call it Compton, coz that's what it essentially is. She said, yeah I should stop dating guys from there. I'm like what makes you say that? "Oh it's vlad (one of my long time frends), he never talked to me and a long time ago he broke up with me very weird. And there was these two guys I had a thing with and then I found out they were with other chicks.. Then Barb (yes it's a dude) couldnt decide if he wanted to date me or not, so I'm through with him, I don't know if it's the group I'm in or just guys from compton are like that". I'm like "You didn't date everyguy here though right?" and so on.. She's from another town and I didn't really see why she was complaining about my town but moving on..

Then it was getting close to 9 (they close the park at that time).. And I'm like fuck it, let go on the benches.. shes like alright. We sit down, I put my hand around her and shes like hello! (I don't know why..). And later on when we finished off our cigs, we decided to leave.. I got up and she got up, and I grabbed her hand.. And the really strange thing about it was that she mentioned me being her polish buddy and started talking about some other kid if I'm friends with him, but nevertheless, we held hands all the way to my car. We drive off and this is where the shit begins..

I told her that I'ma show her my other house.. And she's like alright - I honestly just wanted to go for a ride, because I like driving my car especially that I fixed it up a lot.. Anyways, after that was over, were driving on a major road.. that my parents go to work, keep in mind this is late at night, and my car rumbles like a avalanche -good comarison LOL. Anyways... I was heading down the road and all of a sudden my parents call, I was like fuck fuck.. And I answer (probably shouldn't have done that).. And they ask me where I am, who am I with bla bla bla. And I say, I'm with my friend (the one I said I was with but wasn't), I was showing him my other house.. Anyways, so they stopped.. a minute later, my mom calls and yells "YOU LIED, YOU'RE WITH THAT CHICK (she remembers her) SHES A WHORE, SHE DOES DRUGS, SHE SLEEPS WITH OTHER MEN SHES ANOREXIC".. which is untrue, but I handled it as best as I could and hung up. She told me what my parents wanted, I said nothing in particular. So we get lost driving to her house, but eventually get there. Oh reason why I lied is because my parent's always ask me 100 questions whenever I hang out with a girl. You guys probably know what kind.. and then my dad JUST WONT stop teasing me for days on end, it gets annoying.

Now here's where the fun begins.. I brought her home, and she's like it was nice seeing you again, give me your hug.. And it was done (she always asked for hugs, likewise with other dudes).. And I said, "there's something I wanted to do for along time, so I'ma gonna do it now". And I leaned in for the kiss, and so it was done. IMO, she's probably not the best kisser, but it was ok, still was my first one. And then she's like alright, well we better go to six flags again soon! and I'm like sounds good. And she's like, night hun, text me when you get home safetly - This was new of her to say "hun" never said that before to me.. But the text me when you get home stuff was all old. So I leave.

Here's the annoying stuff I have to deal with, guys, be happy most of you have normal parents. My mom called once again and complained how I lied.. And this is what she said about her..

"She does all sorts of drugs, she hangs out with drug dealers, she will lie to you and say she got pregnant from you and file a lawsuit, she will mooch you out of all your money sob sob sob, she will mess up your mind and you will instantly fail at life and you will be destroyed, she has no goals in life (yes she does, she's going to college).. She is a whore bla bla bla, youre just like your uncle, same exact mindset he dated a prostitute"..

I guess my mom just doesn't want to "lose" me in a sense that I'd have a girlfriend, which is just retarded. Once again guys, be happy you don't have crazy parents.

I responded to that as best as I could.. No avail. I got home, got some tea and chillaxed. Later though, I tried to start my car and it never started.. Sometime's things like that are lucky.. What if I was stuck at the park? Or stopped on the road?

Anyways guys.. Here's my story, I hope you learned something but basically everyone here knows the basics. Be confident, and don't be afraid, pull on through! Keep on truckin' as they say..

Feel free to comment and give me some tips/suggestions and advice (especially with what to do for my parents to not be crazy) I know I lied, however my sister ended up in the hospital 3 times due to alcohol poisoning and they don't care..

Alright guys, well I hope you have a great night/day!