So I went bar and club hopping with a coworker for the first time in months. Outside one of the clubs I visit from time to time has an outside balcony. After dancing for a while I wondered where my coworker went. I went and saw a 3 set sitting and talking near the balcony. I didn't think, I just went for it.

Me: Hey have you seen an Asian guy this tall and wearing a plaid shirt?

Blonde: No I'm sorry we haven't.

Me: Bummer. My name is amazonian_snu_snu (then I reached for the handshake smiling ear to ear holding eye contact)

They all shake my hand individually smiling. I've never tried a cold read so I went for it. The cutest one on the right seemed shy by her body language. When we lock I eyes I say

Me: let me guess, you're the shy one.

Her: haha yes I actually am

The one in the middle: You're good at reading people.

All of this is done with all of us laughing of course. Then the one on the right pulled out her phone to take a picture of the other 2.

Me: Selfie time!

I jump in the picture and we take ridiculous pictures for about five minutes. The last one was me in the middle with two of them leaning on my chest.

One of them: well amazonian_snu_snu we have girl things to do

Me: say no more. It was nice meeting you 3. (then I went for the closing handshakes)

The other 2 didn't seem like they wanted me to go.

Lessons I learned:

Cold reads are the shit. I usually blank out after the introduction.

Girls just want fun

Although I'm regretful because I was very attracted to the shy one. I should've tried isolating even though I don't know how. I held back from saying "you shouldn't be shy, you're very pretty". But I should have said it to show my attraction. Oh well you live and you learn