Sooooo here's my FR from this friday.

Went to have a couple of beers at my fave pub early in the night, had a chat with a buddy, then I went to hit a club:

As we are in summer this club opened up in a different location in the middle of a park, they did put up a sound system and a bar and are using a nice little square as a dance floor... this makes the situation a hybrid between night game and cold approaching. The place is labelled as "Gay friendly" meaning you can find any kind of sexual tendencies and nobody gives a fuck.

1st open: The Hen Party I see a plush pig flying over the floor, some girls are trying to catch it... a guy passing by gets it

-Lucky man! You just won a kiss from that girl the girl who threw the pig -

He looks confused and is trying to chicken out, I've got a nice girl from the group next to me, so I open with her:

-Sooo... is kissing that girl a big deal? I mean... Why is that guy chickening out? -

-Hi, I don't know... You should never refuse a kiss. -

-I hear you, and... how much of a chicken are you? -

-I am not! -

-I Bet you are. -

-Try me! -

-Ok, follow me. -

K-close her 3 meters away... She laughs and invites me to join the group. We get among the others and she introduces me to some of her friends and the bride-to-be I don't know this term in English... someone enlighten me.

I'm chatting with the bride-to-be, you know... paying my respects... I find out she is getting married the day after my birthday.

-Girl... you should give me a present then... Let's get married on my birthday! -

-Yeah, sure! And what am I telling to my boyfriend then? -

-Tell him you are busy! We can have our honeymoon, then we will fight and you will leave me and go back to him. -

-We could. -

-On second thought we better not... I will then turn to drinking to forget you and then I will have to undergo AA meetings... I don't have all that time. -

-Too bad! I will introduce you to my bridesmaid tough! She is single. -

She introduces me to another girl... I don't like her so I just play along a bit, make her laugh a couple times and leave to get some beer.

2nd open: Noticed her earlier, first time I approach a 10.

I am walking towards the bar, I notice a girl I saw earlier on the park trails, solid 10 in my book, I am thinking about what to say when, I am lucky, a huge guy bumps into me, as a result I almost bump into her... she noticed everything and is smiling already:

-He's too big for me... Will you please beat him up for me as I play the damsel in distress?-

She giggles: -He's too big for me too.-

-Too bad... I was hoping to spark a fight... I wanted to collect bets to buy a couple drinks.-

-Fight him then!-

-Only if you give me a valid reason.-

She shuts down, smiles and begins to turn away... I am going to finally get my beer.

Got my beer... I am thinking about what I could have done better 3 minutes ago... When I think I tend to play with my venom bite piercing.

3rd open: Girl... you are tall!

I am chilling out, having my beer, playing with my piercings... I decide there's nothing wrong with what I said to the 10 earlier... or it could be a number of things... I don't really care as I had fun... I see a girl looking at me... Eye contact, I smile, she smiles back...

-Nice piercings... I love them. -

I stick out my tongue and add: -Envious?-

She sticks out hers... She got one ring. -A bit.-

-There are 3 kinds of reaction in girls who notice them: 1st is grossed out, second is like "did it hurt?", third thinks "clitoris"... We already ruled out the 1st so... what kind are you? -

She smiles

I go on, she is a couple inches taller than me, -You are tall!-

-I am wearing very high heels.-

-Ok, take them off already. -

-I am not doing it here!-

-Really! Take them off... it would be sexy as hell.-

-I am not... Plus you should be intimidated!-

-What for?-

-I am a domme. Interested?-

-Could be... Let's team up and find some nice bi-girl slave.-

-Hm... Not into girls... What about a guy?-

-No, thanks... Nice talking to you tough.-

-Bye.-

-Bye.-

4th open: Lend me your shoes.

Another beer later I am sitting at a table looking at people... I'm a bit tired, and I am a bit drunk too. I notice a girl sitting on the grass, she took off her shoes and is resting... Going to open:

-Nice shoes... May I borrow them?-

-Absolutely not... They are mine.-

I sit next to her

-PLEEEEASE!-

-No! You have good taste tough...-

-Yeah... that's why I need them.-

-And what are you doing with them?-

-I will wear them, hang around a bit and then I'll go home and put them in my trophy box.-

-No way! Show me yours.-

I show her my sneakers

-I'm afraid mine won't fit on you... we got at least a 6 measures difference.-

-6 measures between me and happyness. Cruel world.-

-Try them on! Take off your shoes!-

I take off one... we are in the grass... no big deal

-I won't allow you to wear them with socks!-

-No?! Why? It would look hipster!-

-Fuck hipsters! Remove your socks!-

-Maybe later. So what's your name?-

-****, and yours?-

-*********-

-Nice to meet you.-

We already are almost cuddling

-So... will you explain me why a lot of people assume I'm gay?-

-No idea... you look absolutely straight. They must be stupid.-

-Could be... maybe we should convince them...- A girl, her friend, is loitering around us -Do you think we could have her dance for us?-

-I don't see it happening... she will get mad if we ask.-

-I am going to ask the same.- I try to get up, she pulls me down

-So... why were you asking if you look gay?-

Her eyes are sparkling interest: I know I could K-close now and probably pull her to my place but alcohol is leaving my system fast, I look at her more closely... I don't like her enough any more so I'm chickening out.

"I was curious... Got approached by a number of guys lately."

"They have good taste... whay don't you give it a go?"

"I will think about it... In the meantime I will have another beer."

I get up, notice it is 3.30, so I walk back to my car.

Good night? Bad night? I don't know...