So I'm about to go out with my friends to a club in town. My goal is to use the Claw successfully and to get at least one number close. Btw RSD Juliens Pimp product came out got a little sticker shocked but its whatever. Anyway I'll make an edit to this after I get back as to the nights results. Wish me luck my fellow sedditors :) Results: So the dreadfulness of my town rears its ugly head again...kinda. So first off my buddies are pretty much broke so we're stuck going to places that have no cover which for some reason are the least crowded lol. The place with a 9 dollar cover was packed but friends have no money so yea. Anyway we went to a bar and there are literally 6 people their including me and my two friends. The bouncer says there will be some girls coming, me and my friend doubt it but he came through. A set of 5 hb 7s and 8s come in. Of course my friends and I always joke that a 7 or 8 here is like an LA 5 or 6 but that's beside the point. Unfortunately they're the only set of girls that show up, along with some couples that come out. So after some self amusement dancing I finally decide to open them. They are all wearing red dresses so that was my opener. 2 of them were away from the other 3 so those were the ones I approached. They kept taking pictures over and over again like it was their last night out and they needed to remember every second. Anyway I open them with the dresses opener and they didn't pay me any mind. My body suggest we just walk away but I decided nope I'm not going to bitch out on the only fucking set. So I go old school Mystery style and snap my fingers in front of the phone in their face. It gets their attention. They answer the question with the obvious its valentines day. Unfortunately I slipped into interview mode (not the awesome Julien kind but the AFC kind) and they lost interest quickly. My buddy remembers another bar that has no cover and suggest we go there and maybe come back. We go and its even worse than the first one. By then it starts to get late and the only good crowded place have a cover. So ultimately we decide to call it a night and go to my house to drink. Pretty sad and boring, sorry, I know. Hopefully tomorrow I can go out solo sarging and have something worth reporting.