I'm currently abroad working (vacation and fun are my last priorities). This is why I was in a plane in workout clothes and top siders. Combine this with lack of both shower and sleep and I look like a turd.

Anyway I'm on the plane and I have a 1 sitting next to me (I use binary because I think it's all that matters). I see her, make eye contact for a good five or six seconds and think to myself "I've got another 3 hour drive after this flight see ya." Then I proceed to pass out. 

 I wake up as the flight lands and gather myself in half zombie mode and walk off the plane.  As I get to baggage claim one more time I make eye contact with HB and hold it as I walk straight up to her and say "hello, I'm shitttttty".  Arm touch here, lean into the ear and talk there and maybe a little hand on the waist to make things more intimate.

So I number close and set up a date blah blah blah. Moral of the story is if you smell shitty, look shitty, and are tired IT DOESN'T FREAKING MATTER!!!! Just go and do what you want and have some fun. All I really want to say is that you're always going to have an excuse to not go, but really that's all bullshit.

Also, I want to say thanks. This community has been the shit. I used to be beta number 5, now I'm in India doing exactly what I want and having sex with attractive women on the other side of the world. I just want to say shit once more. later boys.