My roommate C called K (my other roommate) and I and asked us to meet him out. He said he was with a HB - he puts her on the phone. She insists I go buy alcohol to party at our place. I tell her no, I've never met her, let's meet at a bar. We go to a bar and I see her. She is twice my age and weight...no thanks.

My roommate K, is my age (late 20's) and a natural. My other roommate C is a big dude, a bit overweight and kind of loud. Not what I'd call a natural.

Anyway, the place is very slow, with the guys outnumbering the girls 2:1. I have a drink and just chill and have a good time, I really don't feel like trying to push out all these other dudes at the moment. C opens up a table full of girls and guys, they seemed to be enjoying him. Seriously? Then a HB 9 walks up to K and says something like, "Do I look familiar to you". Good for him. Even the big girl was talking to someone.

I see a HB 8 standing near one of the groups looking pissed off. I open her up and find out why she's pissed. She wants to go home, her friends are drunk, she is not. We talk for a while before her friends grab her away. Oh well.

We go out to the parking lot, K wants to wait for his HB to come out, I guess she was doing well. C and the big girl come out, C goes and talks to a group of people. Their body language tells me that they weren't really enjoying it. Big girl is trying one last time to get me to bring her home. No thanks. C comes and grabs big girl, K's HB comes out and talks to him, I go open up the set that C was talking to. It was two HB 9's and one dude.

The dude was in the car with one HB, the other was talking to him outside the car. We get to talking. The guy didn't mind because now he could shut the door and make out with the girl. The girl I met goes to a prestigious school and is home for the summer.

Me: "I think I'm having a party next week for 4th of July." HB: "Well let me take your number and I'll call you." Me: "I don't know my number, I just changed phones, let me find it." HB: "Well I can give you mine, it's xxx."

tl;dr: Roommates friend was my mom's age and double my weight. Fended her off all night. Met a few girls, roommate and I both got a number.