Some of my coworkers and friends rented a trolley downtown, the theme was ‘Holiday’ so each person had to dress up like a holiday. There were some great costumes: single mother carrying her (fake) baby on her chest – Mother’s day, a Dreidel costume, Superbowl referee, Mardi Gras girl, 420 stoner, hungover new years day girl, many more and I borrowed my roommate’s full Santa costume. The trolley ride was a blast, it just cruises downtown everywhere and we can have booze on it so we were all drinking and dancing and singing our hearts out. “I believe in a thing called love” was belted out for all to hear :)

My mindset was to just have fun and entertain myself. One of my roommates was being really lame and sulking by herself in the front of the trolley, but I didn’t let it phase me, I’m responsible for my own fun so is she, so I kept my energy high and was dancing and drinking in the back of the trolley. I had a great time leaning out the trolley side and yelling ‘Merry Christmas!’ and waving at people, I was having a blast.

After the trolley ride ended I had a decent buzz going on and we headed into a dance club. I was immediately greeted with “Santa!!!” by three cougars. I returned with “Ho, Ho, Ho” as I pointed at each of them, everyone loved it. That was my go to line all night as well as “Oh you have been a naughty girl I know.” It was too easy. Once we all made our way into the club I headed straight to the dance floor while all my friends/coworkers stuck to the edge.

I felt like I had Mario Star Power the whole night, I brought a ton of energy dancing and everyone loved it! I could go up to any girl and start dancing with them, tons of girls would see me and immediately grab me and grind with me, it was awesome. I was high fiving everyone and just dancing my ass off. It was quite a sight to see Santa going crazy to Party Rock Anthem, I’m smiling just thinking about it.

I posed for tons of pictures w/people and then would use my santa lines. Talk about delivering value, I made everyone’s night better! I ‘assumed attraction’ for lack of a better word in that I assumed everyone wanted to have me around, dance with me, and have fun. I would see a girl smile looking at me and would immediately go over and give her a giant hug and say merry Christmas, no hesitation or approach anxiety. I made everyone my friend. Even got two makeout sessions on the dance floor when a girl screamed “I want to makeout with Santa!” and “me too!”

Overall it was an awesome night and just a ton of fun with friends. Tl;dr buy a santa suit and go party