I haven't written an FR yet, so this shall be my first.

PREFACE: I am relatively new to the Seddit community. I first discovered this subreddit when I moved to a new city (6 months ago) in which I knew absolutely nobody. That coupled with recently getting out of a 4 year relationship before moving, my game was not quite up to par. I'd consider myself a relatively normal guy, pretty funny and sociable in most group situations. I've been on maybe 10 dates and have never truly had a bad one. So I have something going for me, but I definitely suffer from AA (as a lot of people here seem to do as well).

So, within the first 5 months of living in my new town, I managed to get a few numbers going out alone, met a couple new friend groups, and even got laid a couple times. My confidence wasn't really getting any momentum though. This was due to the fact that my current job required me to travel a lot. And I mean A LOT (2 weeks out of town, 1 week in my new city)! It really killed my flow. I would get a number, and then I would be stuck going out of town. I could resort to text game and try to keep the acquaintance fresh for 2 weeks, or I could leave it be until I got home and it would become stale. I was definitely starting to get in to a slump.

THE STORY BEGINS:

I decided that for Spring Break that I was going to take Friday off, go down to the beach and visit my friend who had just moved 15 minutes off the coast. He knew absolutely nobody, but I was determined for us to have a good time.

DAY 1 (Friday): I made the trip down to his town (7 hours) and got there about 5pm. We decided to go grab some drinks for the night, get dinner, and just hang. I hadn't seen him in a while so we caught up a bit. At dinner we had 2 girls sitting next to us at the bar, so I decided to man up and start a conversation. To be honest, it was awkward and had no flow to it. It felt very robotic and interview-ish. The conversation dulled down to a non-existent state until my friend chimed in. He eventually got a number from one of them and we decided to leave. Back at his place we were trying to figure out what to do while drinking / playing video games until he gets a text from the girl at the bar. They were going to a hookah lounge and wanted us to come chill. I'm going to keep this short, but we ended up going. I had a great time and I was leading the conversation this time around (alcohol and a little bit annoyed from myself earlier). As we left, I got one of the other girls numbers and they wanted to hang out with us the next night. This was a definite confident boost going in to DAY 2.

DAY 2 (Saturday): This is where shit gets crazy and becomes one of the best nights of my life. We woke up at noonish after being slightly hungover and decided to grab some food. We then headed to the store to get some items for the beach (a football and some beer). We didn't really have any idea what to expect once we got to the beach and wanted something to keep us occupied while we searched for people to join in with. We pulled up behind a giant group of girls, got some beer and start tossing the ball around. We would talk to each other and try to convince each other to go man up and speak to the group, but eventually we both pussed out. Twenty girls was too many for us AA sufferers. We decided to walk down the beach throwing the ball until we finally came across a group of 8 girls and 3 guys playing sand vball. I decided to say fuck it and just asked them to join in, since me and my friend are both decent at vball. Most of the girls were HB6-HB7, but there was one HB9 one my friend's team who stood out among the rest. I definitely had my eye on her the whole game.

We played some for a while and eventually everyone called for a beer break after a couple of games. Immediately the HB9 and her friend HB7 get talked up by 2 dudes (who, if I have to admit it, were way better looking than myself - tan, muscle headed guys). Eventually one of the dudes left to go back to the other group of girls - which the 2 guys seemed to be friends with all of them. I walked up and stood there awkwardly for a sec and eventually found a spot to get in the conversation at. They were talking about the town I had just moved to and things to do there, so I began to take lead of the conversation on a subject I knew something about. Eventually I found out where they were both from and I started focusing most of my attention on befriending the dude and the HB7, giving the HB9 intermittent attention. I was starting to get in the ZONE! Conversation was flowing and people were laughing at my jokes, and eventually the HB9 left to grab something from the car. Immediately the one dude who was still there left as well to go rejoin his group of friends and I began to talk up the HB7. I had her cracking up by the time HB9 came back. Negging her and joking with her, it was an absolute perfect timing for HB9 to walk up. I had the two girls to myself, while my buddy was running back to our car much further way.

I asked them what they had done the night before and if they knew any cool spots. Explained that it was my first night there at the beach and that my buddy was new in town too. They told us about a Bar called Barry's and that's when HB9 said to me, " you should come meet up with us there".

I told her my phone was in the car, but she should text me her name. She said that she did. We talked for a bit longer and then eventually we all decided it was time to leave.

I got back to the car not actually knowing if she texted me or blew me off, but when I got there I had a text reading...

"This is Shirley! Aka, Montana. Aka leopard print." I came to find out she had told the muscle headed dudes a fake name (Montana), but apparently it was a lie and they didn't want to hang with them. Pretty funny. Leopard print was from the fact she was wearing a leopard bikini.

I responded "The 17 year old chick?" (I had joked earlier that I didn't know if she was legal and that I needed to see ID - trying to be a bit sexual)

Her: "Haha, Yep!"

Me: "Cool. See you at Barry's"

Her: "Ok Cool, see you there!"

Couple hours later

Me and my friend decided to go to the bar early and have a couple drinks and play some pool. We hadn't been there before so we wanted to get a feel for the place before it got packed. It was 9pm.

We finished up 2 games of pool and I decided to walk outside and check it out. We randomly started chatting up some dude smoking out there that we recognized from the pool area until my buddy notices a chick waving at him. It was Shirley and her HB7 friend DD. They had two dudes standing by them giving them drinks, but they waved us over. I walked up and the two dudes backed up a bit as I sat down next to her. My buddy sat on the other side with her friend.

We chatted them up for at least an hour, and laughed about how they wouldn't have to buy a drink all night. My friend gets up to get a drink at the bar and Shirley decides to go to the bathroom. So I'm chatting up her friend. She tells me that she got laid last night and that Shirley didn't, but that I should definitely go for it. She also drops the bomb that she will not sleep with my friend, but that if I was REALLY hot and that if I wasn't too tired after Shirley that I should fuck her too (My mind: SAAAAAAAAAY WHATTTTTTTTTT? I've not really had this kind of attention before.)

Our friends come back and I'm upping the kino and flirting with Shirley. I get up to go grab a drink for us both and then I tell her that we are going to dance. This is where things started becoming more apparent that I was taking this girl home. This chick had MOVES. I'm an average dancer, but holy shit did she make me look like a beast. Sexy as hell!

We got tired and went back to sit with our friends, but she tells her friend that she's hot and wants to put her jacket in the car. I say that I'll walk with her and keep her safe, jokingly. We walk out to the car and she throws her jacket in and I grab her waist as she turns around. I ask, "Are you having a good time?", but as she goes to respond I go in for the kiss. We make out between two cars for a few minutes until I break away, grab her hand and walk back to the bar. I felt that I had this girl going BIG time. I felt as though I was on top of the world at this point. Never before would I have been able to pull away from a girl like this, but I did it here and it works out well for me.

At one point I decided to hit the bathroom and when I got back she was surrounded by 3 dudes. I walked up, but wanted to be cool about it so I just stood back and sort of laughed at the situation to myself. One of the guys turns around to me and says, "Sorry buddy, but you'll have to wait in line." To which I responded, "Sorry man, I think I'm first in line," as I grabbed her hand and swept her back to the dance floor.

We dance, drink, makeout on the dancefloor until the bar closes. At this point she tells me and my friend to follow them back to their hotel (much closer to the bar than my friend's place) to hangout. We go back and DD and my friend decide to smoke. I don't smoke, so I go out to check out the hot tub (they told me it was cold, but my drunk self didn't believe them - Thank GOD!). I hang out for a few minutes and go back in. DD and my friend are PASSED out on the beds. I tell Shirley to come to the hot tub with me, because it's warmed up.

As she starts to come I say, "I don't have a bathing suit though, so you can't either." She agrees and we walk outside, strip down to underwear and hop in. We lightly make out in the hot tub for a while and chat it up. She tells me that she has never been to the beach before and that she wants to check it out at night.

We go down to the beach and walk around, get in the water, and talk a while. We decide to walk over to the pier and she tells me to take her picture. I pull out my phone and she starts doing all sorts of sexy poses, getting down to her bra and panties. I say, lets go lay down and check out the stars. We lay down on a towel we brought and things start to get really heated and intense until I come to the fatal realization that... I HAVE NO CONDOM. FUCK. At one point we come to a pause and she asks, "So what do you want to do." Clearly wanting to have sex on the beach, so I decide to be honest. I told her what was up, but that my buddy said he had some in the car.

I rush up to the car and search for what seemed like an eternity, but NO luck. FML. It seems as though everything that could happen to kill a good moment happened (see afterstory). She is incredibly cool about it and just says, "Lets find a gas station." We search for a while, but bad service and phone dyeing, we were out of luck again. We go back to her hotel and our friends are still passed out.

We decide to have a drink in the kitchen, pretty frustrated, and at one point she says, "So now what do you want to do?" (in a pretty anxious voice). I couldn't control myself at this point. I grabbed her and started making out with her against the refrigerator. I pull away after a long, intense make out session and ask, "What would YOU like to do?" in as seductive a voice as I have. At this point she says the hottest thing a girl could say to me in this position... "I.. I don't know... I'm so nervous around you. You're so sexy. I want to go back to the beach." My immediate response, "I've got this," as I go over to my friend, wake his ass up and ask him where the hell his condoms are. He answers in slurred state.

We both rush outside, I grab them out of his car hiding spot and we go down to the beach. This time though there were fishermen in the spot we were at (around 5am). We start making out in the car, out of sight, and I hop on top of her in the passenger seat and we just fuck right there.

Afterwards, we walk down the beach to a different spot and did it again on a blanket. We chilled a bit here, super relaxed. Eventually we decide to go back at around 7am as the sun is coming up.

She says that she's feeling daring and instead of going inside after we got to the hotel, she walks around back to the hot tub grabbing my hand. As the sun is coming up (with about 10 windows facing the hot tub), we fuck again.

Craziest, coolest night I've had to date. Hopefully, many more to come.

A little after story: On the way back to their hotel, my friend gets pulled over. He clearly isn't going to pass a sobriety test, but the cop asks him some questions:

Cop: Where are you headed? Friend: I'm not sure. (we are following the girls) Cop: Where are you coming from? Friend: Uhmmm (looks at me) Me: Berry's, we are following some friends back to their hotel. They just sped off. Cop: How many drinks have you had? Friend: A couple beers .... Friend: And a couple shots (me: DOH) Cop: Alright, be careful, get there, and don't leave again.

Somehow he avoids a DUI and we still manage to get to the girls' hotel.

After story 2: After we bang in the hottube, I look up and see some old dude in his window. I'm not sure if he saw us (I'm leaning toward he didn't), but then as we are hopping the fence back to her hotel room. An old lady walks out on to her back porch and stares at us. We play it off cool (my boxers are back on and Shirley is covered in a towel), but as Shirley is hopping the fence herself, the towel falls off completely. OLD WOMAN FLASHED BY BOOBS. The only logical response: Shirley says, "Wellppp, there's my boobs." We run inside.

Another sidenote: This girl lives 3 hours from me and wants to hang out some weekend. I'm thinking it would be a blast to hang out with her again, but I'm afraid I may get some oneitis for her. She's definitely one of the coolest girls I've hung out with, smoking hot, but she lives quite far away.

"Do you think I we will ever see each other again?" she texts as I'm driving home.

It felt great to know that I had a positive influence on her and that we both had a crazy awesome time.

Dang this is long. Peace out sedditors.

tl;dr: Met a girl on spring break (HB9). Despite her getting hit on by countless dudes, and having multiple cockblock moments; I had one of the most fun nights I've ever had with one of the coolest chicks I've ever met. F close multiple times - car, beach, hot tub.

tl;dr2: Old woman boob flash, dui honesty, and condom hiding