I'm going to be super truncated about this, but last night deserves an FR.

1.) Started at a cigar happy hour at that I throw with my friends, outside bar. Cold and not very well attended, but picked up one # for 2 girls. They went to a club, I would have followed but I wanted to meet up with some community guys ("A" and "R") so I passed. Told them a recent bar hooker story, which I've never used as a "routine" before but I think I'm going to start, it's a snappy story.

2.) Met "A" and "R" at bar #1, which properly sucked. I opened one girl at the bar, but we GTFO after maybe 30 minutes.

3.) Bar#2. Opened one brunette at the bar, talked to her about Thailand, but then a girl who knows me (The Brazilian) sidled up and led me off to her friends. She had one HB9 Russian friend who I sort of hit it off with, but her boyfriend and his 4 friends were there with them and I didn't feel like getting my ass kicked. Everyone was cool though, I got Brazilian's # and bailed to Bar#3. She was texting me all night and today, so that's promising. We'll see.

4.) Bar#3 (met back up with "A" + "R"). I was only here for like 15 minutes before I opened "L" at the bar, who would constitute the rest of my evening. She was there on a blind date, dude was lame and left before we had gotten there. We danced for awhile, she started tongue-fucking me, and then I got the first 30 seconds of a BJ in the room on the 2nd floor of the bar before a staff dude walked in and we got kicked out, lol.

5.) Bar#4 - "L" and I were here for maybe 30 minutes before they told her she was too drunk and had to leave, although she wasn't really that hammered, had switched to water back when we were still at Bar#3.

6.) We went to "Bar#5" next, still with "L". One guy said $20 cover, but then I approached another bouncer and said "We're here for Ryan's party" (I just made this up, just picked a name), and miraculously the bouncer said "Ryan isn't promoting until tomorow night, but come on in anyway". Fucking LOL. This is a great spot, will go here again. Anyway, got a 20 min lap dance from "L", saw an unconscious girl get dragged out of a bathroom, then bounced to my car.

7.) She lives on the other side of the city and was hungry, so we stopped into the most ghetto McDonalds ever at like 1:30am, which was funny, and I went through her phone and sent myself a bunch of her photos. She was sobered up by this point and was actually pretty charming.

8.) Got to her house, smashed, left an hour later. Home by 3:30.

This is 2 pulls in 2 weeks, both on Thursdays, which is way way better than my average. I'd call her at least HB7, if not 7.5

Slept 4 hours, going out again tonight. Amped.